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Instagram Tips for Average-Looking Dogs Who Want to Boost Their Follower Count

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WOOF! Hello, Instagram-fame-hungry pets and their hoomans. My name is Hank, and like you, I am an average-looking dog. Unlike you, I have unlocked the secrets of being not just any old Instagram dog, but one of Instagram’s favorite good boys! I currently have 50 billion followers on Instagram (in dog followers, which is about 126,000 in hooman followers). If you’re looking to be an Instagram-famous pooch, too, but you’re not naturally cute, worry not! Because I, an average-looking Cocker Spaniel who likes to chew shoes and exclusively bark at uniformed hoomans and redheads, am about to share all of my Instagram pro-tips with you!

Who’s your favorite Instagram-famous dog? Let me know @Smosh!