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Katy Perry Named Most Cheatworthy Celebrity

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It's been a rough month for Katy Perry since it was revealed she and hubby Russell Brand would be ending their 14 month marriage. That's like 14 years in celebrity years.  But things are looking up for everyone's favorite pop tart! She has just been named most cheatworthy on the annual 'Hall Pass' poll  of the extra-marital dating site  Katy Perry would like to thank her agent and her boobies for this honor.


The 'Hall Pass' is a fantasy hook-up that your partner would allow you to cheat with, no consequences. Lovely tradition, scumbags.  Number two on the list? Rihanna! And it was a squeaker. Perry literally won by a nip. Normally I'm against cheating, but I'm whole-heartedly for everyone cheating with Rihanna, that girl's Chris Brown addiction must be stopped. I swear if I hear one more rumor of her hooking-up with that d-bag again. I'm gonna whoop her a**.  Figuratively speaking of course.


The list is rounded out with actresses Mila Kunis, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johansson, Blake Lively and….KIM KARDASHIAN!?!  Come on cheating dudes! I know it's a totally despicable concept and that the reality is you couldn't even git with Khloe Kardashian much less Kim, but let's show a little common sense when taking a sleazy cheating poll. I mean really.  


This poll is gross on so many levels, like do the celebs have a say in this cheat pass? Is it sexist to not allow women the option to be sexist and disgusting?  Where's our poll? I vote for Ryan Gosling and Liam Neeson (daddy issues).  But perhaps the most disturbing thing about this poll is that actual male people with brains chose to use their 'Hall Pass' on Sarah Palin. Mila Kunis? Sarah Palin? Hmmmmm, decisions, decisions.   May this be the last 'election' she ever wins.


What celeb would you use your 'hall pass' on?  Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!

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