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The Knit Beard: All The Rage This Winter

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Hey Smosh fashionistas… the big trend this winter is knit & crochet beards. Why grow a beard when you can make one? If you don't have one, you're going to have to get one.

Especially if you live in a colder climate or are planning to visit the snow. These knitted face warmers will evoke the god-like powers of the mighty Thor himself when you wear them! Not to mention, they make for fantastic profile pics and excellent one-of-a-kind gifts!

They come in various lengths, trims, colors and styles…

Like the Gnome. I mean, who wouldn't want to look like a lawn gnome on a cold winter day? Also, it looks like you could maybe stuff some things in that beard like your cellphone and your wallet.

Hand made beard artist Erin Dollar created this magical beard, perfect for keeping your face warm… or mopping the floor.

But if you're part of the Do It Yourself movement and want to make one yourself, there are a variety of patterns available online. Or, if you're super crafty, you could just make up your own pattern!

Check out these awesome knitted beards!


The Cotton Candy


Officer Dwarf


The Facecarpet


Santa's Bearded Helper


Viking Warrior


Old Man Ginger


Beard Of Blood


My First Beard




The Blondie



The Stachetastic


The Baby Needs-A-Shave




Hippy Longstocking

These guys are way ahead of the curve with their cutting edge fashion!

Which one of these beards would you wear?


Check Out Beard Attack!