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Lindsay Lohan Is Free At Last!

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Lindsay Lohan has paid her debt to society and was released early from court-ordered rehab at UCLA Medical Center last night.


According to "Lohan, 24, was sentenced by Judge Marsha Revel to serve 90 days in jail, followed by 90 days of rehab for probation violations stemming from her 2007 DUI conviction."


However, due to over crowding she was released from jail early, after only spending about two weeks of her three month sentence. Yay!


Sources say that after 23 days of her three month rehab sentence doctors at UCLA, "felt Lindsay should be released from the facility immediately."


Turns out that the acress was NOT addicted to drugs as suspected. She was simply misdiagnosed as having ADD and given Adderall, which is to blame for triggering her crazy behavior. All of this is in her medical report released earlier. Yeah, right.  And I'm a big blue whale that flies on a magic carpet.


Lindsay spent some time this past year wearing a court-ordered SCRAM bracelet to monitor her alcohol and drug use.


This is what partying and hard-core drugs (AKA being misdiagnosed with ADD) will do to you.


It's hard to believe that the once-adorable Mean Girl's Star went from looking like "this" to "this" in just a few short years. OMG she looks like she's 45 and sounds like she has emphysema! Poor Lindsay.. I feel so sorry for her. I mean…


Lindsay is not sorry for what she's done… instead, “Lindsay is fuming – she is really upset that the courts put her through all this,” a source close to the 24-year-old told reporters.


Lindsay's mom Dina Lohan told NBC's "Today" that she didn't think her 24 year-old daughter deserved the sentence she got, "not for this particular offense," she said.


"She's been through a lot. The judge played hardball. Lindsay was in with alleged murderers and she's become friends with a lot of them. Lindsay rolled with the punches and she's doing wonderfully," Dina told Matt Lauer.

I can see where Lindsay learned to blame other people for her problems. With a mom like this who needs frenemies.


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