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Miley Cyrus: America Doesn’t Love Me Enough To Tour There

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Miley Cyrus would love to tour the United States but there's just not enough love for her to do it.

Our ol' pal Miley aka "Hanna Montana" will be heading to South America and Australia in at the end of the month to start her magical Gypsy Heart Tour. This is the first time Miley has ever been to South America.

Too bad she won't be able to communicate with any of her fans!

"I speak zero Spanish. I actually failed Spanish so I will have someone with me making sure I can get through my way," she told reporters. So Miley is clearly use to failing.

Miley's single "Every Rose Has Its Thorn," was recently released down under, and she told reporters that she's "excited" to sing the Poison cover (which featured Bret Michaels) there live. To be honest, I'm excited she'll be singing it in Australia too… and not here.

But why? Why won't Miley be touring the United States? Why God? Why?

"I just think right now America has gotten to a place where I don't know if they want me to tour or not."

Oh, I can answer that question for her… NOT!

"Right now I just want to go to the places where I am getting the most love, and Australia and South America have done that for me," she said. "Kind of going to the places where I get the most love. Don't want to go anywhere where I don't feel completely comfortable with it."

So Miley isn't "comfortable" touring her native country. Maybe she should stop being such a publicity hound… if we didn't see her on the front page of every tabloid every day… people here might actually want to hear her sing a song.

What do you think about Miley Cyrus not touring the U.S.? Do you wish she was touring in the states? Would you go? Are you as sick of her as I am? Let's discuss…

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