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Is Miley Cyrus a Stoner???

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As you well know, Miley Cyrus' birthday was last Wednesday. Why do you think you got Thursday and Friday off?

"To Miley!"

But some controversy has arisen. In a video taped at her birthday party, Miley's best friend Kelly Osbourne presents her with a cake that looks like Bob Marley. Miley then addresses the crowd, saying “You know you’re a stoner when your friends make you a ‘Bob Miley’ cake. You know you smoke way too much (expletive) weed.” SHOCKING. THIS IS SHOCKING. Guys, Miley Cyrus is best friends with Kelly Osbourne.

Did we know about this? Is this a thing?

As all sudden and/or long time best friends do, Kelly Osbourne went to Twitter to defend Miley. "u guys if @MileyCyrus is not recording/filming/touring she is works everyday how could she possible do all that if she was a stoner! #think".

Honest to God, does she tweet by smashing her elbow into a keyboard?

Osbourne later clarified her incoherent tweet by suggesting that Miley is in the public eye and couldn't hide being stoned all the time. But Miley's clever. She's spent years making us think that her and Hanah Montana were different people. I'll bet she could hide puffy red eyes from us if she wanted to. In fact, maybe that's the reason she's been wearing all those oversized novelty glasses lately? 

I don't know if it's better to be high or racist.

Maybe Osbourne is right. Maybe this is just an inside joke amongst friends. Maybe Miley smokes so much she actually believes Miley is the alter ego and Hannah Montana is her real name. I don't know. Quite frankly, I can't even begin to care. Miley Cyrus wrote Party in the USA, and whatever she has to do to turn out those kind of hits is fine by me!

Pictured: My jam.

Do you think Miley Cyrus smokes… you know… pot? Whisper about it in the comments.


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