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Pageant Mom Gives 8-YEAR-OLD Daughter BOTOX!?

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America is super-mega-pissed at a San Francisco pageant mom named Kerry, whose child beauty practices have gone far beyond your average spray tan and tweezing…


Kerry has actually been injecting her 8-year-old daughter Brittany with botox to stay ahead of the game in the competitive world of child beauty pageants.


And when I say that she has been injecting her daughter… I mean that she is literally the person who does it. She does it herself, in her home, with no doctor supervision.

She has clearly got nothing but her child's best interests at heart. Look at how lovingly she wields that syringe! Like an angel giving her sweet baby little botox kisses.


This super sh*tty mom claims to be a part-time esthetician and uses her beautifying skills to wax her 8-year-old daughters legs and pump her face full of back alley botox. She claims that she gets the botox from a "source" that she'd rather not reveal, but insists that her "source" works with or knows a doctor of some sort.

What the hell does that even mean? Is this person stealing botox from a doctor's office where they work or something? Cuz that's kinda what it sounds like to me.


She marks the face with a real Sharpie brand pen, just like a REAL doctor would! So it's obvious that this woman knows what she's doing. I mean, look at those gloves (that I'm sure she didn't just pull out for the cameras) she's a real professional!

Her justification for giving botox to her baby girl is that "other pageant moms are doing it." WHAT??? When did that become an acceptable excuse to do something? I thought we were all taught that the "everyone else is doing it" excuse is bullsh*t when we were like 8, am I wrong? So if other pageant moms are doing it, then it must be cool right? I mean, pageant moms always set a good example and do the right thing right? I would ask this lady, "If other pageant moms were throwing their daughters off a cliff would you do it?" except I think she'd answer yes.


The kid has clearly been brainwashed and doesn't even seem to really understand why she's having this painful procedure done… she seems to just say what her evil mother has taught her to say. Her mom prods her in the interview to claim that she has wrinkles. AT 8! WRINKLES AT 8! I'm pretty sure that's not even possible… and I think she's confusing dimples with wrinkles.

This woman is one of the worst mother's I have ever seen… I mean she is seriously messed up in the head, and she's messing up her 8-year-old daughter. Why not teach your kid that she's beautiful no matter what anybody says? Why not teach her to NOT CARE what shallow pageant people think about how she looks? Honestly, this kid seriously needs someone to intervene in her life and help her.

Now the San Francisco Human Services Agency saw the story on Good Morning America and THANK GOD they are investigating. They have some serious concerns about this back alley botox procedure they saw going on with poor Brittany. For instance… where does this mystery reliable source get the botox that she is injecting into her child's face? Kerry needs to reveal her mysterious source. Also, has she consulted her child's pediatrician, as is the law in California, before administering the botox? I'm guessing not. What is Kerry's training? Is she a licensed esthetician? Does she just call herself an esthetician? So many questions need to be answered.

I'm sure we'll be hearing more about this story in the future. What do you think? Do you think it's okay to use botox on an 8-year-old? Do you think that this is a minor infraction or a serious (possibly criminal) offense? Do you think the state of California should remove the child from her home? How would you handle this situation if you were the San Francisco Human Services?

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