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Mom Pressuring 14-Year-Old Daughter To Get Breast Implants

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I totally remember being 14! My mom was constantly pressuring me to study, to clean my room,  to stop beating the crap out of my sister with the remote control…that age is rough! But UK mom Chantal Marshall takes the cake! She is already pressuring her 14-year-old daughter Britney to get breast implants. I know…right? Seems it's kind of a family tradition in the Marshall household. Mom and four of her daughters (ranging in age from 21-27 and boob sizes 32 DD-34HH) have already stuffed their chests full of silicon and now it's Britney's turn!  What happened to family traditions like going to the same university as your folks or joining the family business? I blame reality TV for this. It really is the root of all evil. Yes, I love it too.

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Now I'm pretty sure most of us look at the above picture and think "Whoa! Britney is like a million times hotter than any of the skanks in her family!"  So I can only assume the Marshall family doesn't have mirrors in their home. Or brains in their heads. Or I don't know, something is missing here!!

"At the moment she doesn’t really have what I would say are boobs — but I’d like her to follow in her sisters’ footsteps… I really love the fake look of my girls," Chantal said. "And I know Britney will go that way when she's a bit older." Anyone else get the feeling they just don't want Britney to be cuter than them? And did I mention the fact that mom is a professional psychic? Just sort of adds to the crazy IMO. As if you need more proof that she's crazy.

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But Britney isn't fully on board with the plan to plaster her chest with two pool floats.  ‘Britney is going through a funny phase at the moment and saying she doesn’t want to get her boobs done,’ says Mum. What would that phase be? The 'normal person' phase? Aren't moms supposed to be upset when their daughters WANT to look like strippers? The dad below is like "Hell no!" 'Nuff said.

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But Britney the black 'flat-chested' sheep of the family, has dreams of becoming the first person in her family to attend University. ‘I’m too young to be thinking about having a boob job – I just want to work hard at school,’ she said.  Her mom thinks that  that 'school money' would be better spent on a pair of fake tits. Kids today! Stay strong, Britney!  Escaping the sexism inflicted on you by your own mother is a sort of rite of passage. Albeit one most of us never have to go through. Unfortunately once you get past mum, the rest of the world will still be jerky sexist pigs. 

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What do you think? Is this mom completely wacky? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!

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