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The 20 Most Half-Assed Jobs Ever Done

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What, you want me to write an intro to this article? But it’s almost lunchtime! Fiiiiiine. The good people over at /r/NotMyJob, the source of most of these images, are all about collecting pictures of jobs so half-assed you’ll swear that (JOKE HERE, WILL WRITE LATER). Check ‘em out!

It’s not my job to figure out where the ceiling fan goes.

 

They said put up a wall, they didn’t say move a sign.

not my job sign cut off
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We’ll put up a reflector, people can drive around it.

not my job road post
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I’m a contractor, not a lumberjack!

not my job bike lane
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Yeah, I can give him a new haircut in Photoshop, but lunch is in five minutes.

not my job hair shop
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It’s still technically lemon water.

not my job lemons
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There’s no spell check on these signs, and if you think I’m gonna get a dictionary you can talk to my union rep.

not my job fallow
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You said put the shirt on the mannequin, I put the shirt on the mannequin.

not my job shirt
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I just paint the buildings. You want a weather forecast, watch the news.

not my job paint
(source)

The candy’s in the machine, what more do you want?

not my job candy
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At least it’ll keep out video game characters.

not my job fence
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You asked for a plumber, not a guy who moves clocks around.

not my job pipe
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This is the line-painters’ union, not animal control.

not my job raccoon
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We’re the bricklayers, not the line-painters’ union.

not my job line painter
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You said “accessible entrance”. I don’t know what’s more accessible than stairs.

not my job handicap
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We did him a favor, it looks cooler this way.

not my job bike paint
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I followed the blueprints exactly. Their deaths are on your hands.

not my job railroad
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People can walk around it.

not my job fire hydrant
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What do you think I am, some kind of tree-mover?

not my job branch
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We figured, no one told us to move it, maybe you want to watch it in both rooms.

not my job TV
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Which job was the most half-assed? Let me know in the comments below!

 

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