The 20 Most Half-Assed Jobs Ever Done
What, you want me to write an intro to this article? But it’s almost lunchtime! Fiiiiiine. The good people over at /r/NotMyJob, the source of most of these images, are all about collecting pictures of jobs so half-assed you’ll swear that (JOKE HERE, WILL WRITE LATER). Check ‘em out!
It’s not my job to figure out where the ceiling fan goes.
They said put up a wall, they didn’t say move a sign.
We’ll put up a reflector, people can drive around it.
I’m a contractor, not a lumberjack!
Yeah, I can give him a new haircut in Photoshop, but lunch is in five minutes.
It’s still technically lemon water.
There’s no spell check on these signs, and if you think I’m gonna get a dictionary you can talk to my union rep.
You said put the shirt on the mannequin, I put the shirt on the mannequin.
I just paint the buildings. You want a weather forecast, watch the news.
The candy’s in the machine, what more do you want?
At least it’ll keep out video game characters.
You asked for a plumber, not a guy who moves clocks around.
This is the line-painters’ union, not animal control.
We’re the bricklayers, not the line-painters’ union.
You said “accessible entrance”. I don’t know what’s more accessible than stairs.
We did him a favor, it looks cooler this way.
I followed the blueprints exactly. Their deaths are on your hands.
People can walk around it.
What do you think I am, some kind of tree-mover?
We figured, no one told us to move it, maybe you want to watch it in both rooms.
Which job was the most half-assed? Let me know in the comments below!