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Movie Sequels That Should Never, Ever Happen

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So, 2011 is expected to produce 27 movie sequels. As excited as we are about Pirates of the Caribbean 4, The Dark Knight Rises and The Hangover 2… Here are some movie sequels that we really DON'T want to see.


10. Titanic 2 – The Return of Jack Dawson

Leo dog paddles back to shore shivering and looking for his lost love who at this point spends her days on battleships tossing priceless necklaces into the ocean.


9. Star Wars Episode 4 and a half – Jar Jar’s Revenge

Our favorite bumbling Gungan becomes a Jedi traveling the galaxy juggling robot parts, slipping on banana peels and speaking jive to the emperor.


8. Knocked Up 2 – Forgettin’ Rubbers Again

Ben Stone (Seth Rogan) impregnates another hot chick and has more explaining to do than ever.


7. Home Alone 4 – Kevin Get a Job 

Macaulay Culkin is 32 and won’t move out of the house. More reality show than movie.


6. The Seventh Sense

Cole (Haley Joel Osment) has a new ability. After attending a few USC Film classes he attains the ability to guess the endings of M. Night Shyamalan movies.


5. Lethal Weapon 5 – Riggs Gone Quackers

Mel Gibson reprises his role of Martin Riggs from a mental institution. Most of the scenes are just him screaming rants while eating a bucket of chicken.


4. Juno 2

Michael Cera gets super bizzay on Juno’s babymaker and they appear on the reality series ‘Juno and Paulie Plus 8’.


3. Castaway 2

Tom Hanks boards another plane simply going from Los Angeles to San Francisco and ends up off the Australian coast. Luckily the cargo is nothing but volleyballs.


2. Inception 2

Leo spends the entire movie sweating, shooting dudes, walking on walls and washing his face in sinks as he tries to figure out what happened in the first one.


1. Marley & Me 2 – Marley’s Dead

This movie is just boring.

What other movie sequels do you NOT want to see? Tell us in the comments below!

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