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Sure, NBA 2K19 Is Great, but How Come I’m Not in It?

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Lace up your shoes, throw on your uniform, pick up the rock. Then, put down the rock and pick up a controller instead. It’s NBA 2K19 season, baby! The latest and greatest entry in this veritable franchise gives you the opportunity to play as your favorite all-stars and hometown heroes, including the cover star himself… Uh, sorry. Including the cover star himself, Giannis… Ugh. What? No, no, Giannis Antetokounmpo’s fine, I just… what do I have to do? What do I have to do to finally be put in one of these things, huh? I thought this was the year, and to be rejected again, it just… I mean, the game’s great, don’t let me stop you. It’s just — how come I’m not in it?

Whaddya think, friends? Do I have a fighting chance at making NBA 2K20? Or have I been “fouled”? (“Fouled”, as I understand it, is a basketball term.) Give me a halftime pep talk on Twitter! And if you wanna try Oink Boinker’s Slimy Dungeon, I’d love to send you a beta testing invitation. Just send me $200 and I’ll send you the invite code! (Note: it will give your computer a virus.)