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Is Your New Roommate Trying to Murder You? Here Are the 5 Tell-Tale Signs

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We all have to live with strangers at some point in time. Sometimes it’s a joy, but other times… it can be just plain scary. People are creeps and are capable of anything. Even the stabby-stabby. Here are the five tell-tale signs to look out for if you think your roommate is trying to kill you.

Now that you know the signs, there is no reason for you to ever be murdered by a roommate. (I can’t speak for people you work with — that’s an article for another time.) If you’d like to thank me for saving your life, hit me up on Twitter @bjrainstein. And you’re welcome.