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New Year’s Eve Pickup Lines

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As New Year’s Eve approaches I thought it might be helpful to arm our loyal readers with some pickup lines guaranteed to make it a more eventful evening.

Wanna ring in the new year with a bang? That's not the first pickup line. I'm just asking.

This is not the most inventive pickup line but if you can't think fast you can always go with…


So, do you have a New Year’s resolution, I’m looking at mine right now.

Every time I use this line, the woman I use it on immediately starts making out with me, and usually several women that overheard me:


Have you seen baby New Year? That's what I call my penis.

I have found that it’s best to be self-deprecating:


Can I be your first mistake of the New Year?

This question is a great ice breaker. If she says no, have her arrested:


Are you drunk yet?

This line is best used after 11 PM:


Want to see two balls drop?

This line should not be used by the novice as there is a good chance that you'll have a drink thrown on you:


Champagne can be tickly, and so can I.

You want to use this line sparingly as it’s creepy-factor is very high:


I know that you will be kissing your boyfriend at midnight, but after that…

I try not to limit myself to just the single ladies, you never know:


If you need to practice kissing before midnight I am your man. I was trained at kissing by an ancient kissing master. I forget his name, but he was great at it.

I actually use the above pickup line throughout the year but New Year’s Eve is only time it ever make sense.


What are some of your favorite pick up lines? Tell us below in the comments.


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