The Nic Cage Characters I Most Want to Murder Me, RANKED

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Quick, what’s the first thought that pops into your head when you hear “Nicolas Cage”? Is it, “I could imagine being murdered by him”? Of course it is. I thought the same thing. And so, from worst to best, here are the Nic Cage characters I most want to be murdered by.

The options of murdering Nic Cage characters are endless! Have your own dream Nicolas Cage character/murderer scenario? Share it with me on Twitter @laradeford!