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Parents Lose Custody Of Adolf Hitler: Could Your Baby Be Next?

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Did you know that it's a crime to give your kids really horrible names? A New Jersy couple learned that the hard way.



They lost custody of little Adolf Hitler Campbell, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation & Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell for giving their children Nazi inspired names.

In the judge’s defense, there were many other factors that came into consideration during the hearing including the fact that both parents are high school dropouts, plus the father cannot read and also has a mullet.

Here are some other babies with suspect names.  CPS could be on their way right now!


Chewbacca Diarrheaface


Karatetits Schwarzenegger


Pokemon Laserwarts


John Jacob Jingleheimer TookASh*tOnMyLawn


Captain Bonghitzzz


Count Chocula


El Paso Texas Fart Museum


Punch Me In The Face As Hard As You Can


Chainsaw McDogRaper




What’s the worst baby name you can think of?


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