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Pits I Don’t Want to Die In, RANKED

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Always remember: death is all around us and never stops coming. It can come from anywhere. And while you probably won’t die by falling into a pit, that doesn’t mean it’s impossible. With that in mind, here are my rankings of just how terrifying it would be to die in each of these pits.

I’ll probably die of a heart attack in traffic, if I’m being honest.