Registered Presidential Candidate ‘Deez Nuts’ Turns Out To Be A 15-Year-Old Boy
At this point, I think we can all agree that ANYONE would be a better president than Donald Trump (If you don’t believe me, go ahead and watch Biff take over in Back to the Future Part II, because THAT’S exactly what America will be like if Trump wins). So when Public Policy Polling shared recent polls suggesting that people favor Donald Trump as the Republican Candidate (40%), Hillary Clinton as the Democratic Candidate (38%), and a mysterious “Deez Nuts” as the Independent Candidate (9%) in South Carolina, the question on everyone’s mind was … WHO THE F***K IS DEEZ NUTS, AND HOW CAN WE ACTUALLY GET THIS A**HOLE AS OUR PRESIDENT?!
“Deez Nuts” is actually a 15-year-old boy from Wallingford, Iowa, and has a legit Presidential Campaign Website at deeznutsforpresident2016.yolasite.com. His real name is Brady Olson, and he’s about to become a sophomore in high school. When asked by Rolling Stone what qualifies him to be President, Olson stated, “The fact that if I can fill out a form so vague that it doesn’t include your age, or the fact that all get accepted even if they’re only partially filled, anyone can run.” Wow, that’s the most legit answer we’ve heard out of a candidate since everything Bernie Sanders has said so far. He should at least be our next “Kid President” if he can’t go all the way. (You know, because a 15-year-old can’t actually become President, despite the fact that he’d do a better job than most).
When asked how far he’s willing to take this “practical joke”, Olson said, “As far as America wants to take it”. Well, we here at Smosh will obviously support you, Deez Nuts. And we will take it as far as making sure Trump doesn’t set one foot in that sacred Oval Office, dammit!