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How to Make Yourself Seem Rich on Social Media

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Do you have student debt up to your ears? Have you made a series of poor financial decisions? Did you just really whiff on life for the past few years? Don’t let that get you down! Do what I do and make yourself seem loaded on social media! That way, everyone will think you’re doing great and you can win your high school reunion while filling your pockets with free finger food.

Follow these steps and you’ll have the whole world fooled. And you never have to provide proof of what your life is really like because you can always say you’re trying to make friendships that aren’t about the money. If you have other ways of alienating your friends by lying about your wealth, find me on Twitter @bjrainstein