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RIP Jaden Smith’s Twitter Account – Here Are Some Of His Most Thought-Provoking Tweets

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Today we mourn the loss of one of the world’s favorite nonsensical, philosophical-ish, and capital-letter-abusing Twitter accounts, that of Jaden Smith’s.

It appears Jaden Smith has taken himself off Twitter, but like every single thing he has ever said in his life, Jaden has not given any context as to why. My guess? He’s A Genius Who Knows To Quit While He’s On Top. (Damn, that or he just got so f*cking sick of capitalizing each word because that sh*t’s exhausting.)

It’s fair to say Jaden Smith had been King of Twitter for a while, with many hanging on his Every Deep, Capitalized Word, others just reading to debate whether Jaden was the greatest troll of all time or just another teenage know-it-all who happens to be filthy rich and thus has nothing better to do but tease out the secrets of the universe. (And then there are those special ones who followed him because they know the real truth– every single one of those deep, confusing tweets was written by his Magical Eyebrows. WE KNOW THE TRUTH.)

Whatever the reason, the Twittersphere is joining together to mourn the end of their King’s poetry. Let’s take a look back on The Greatest Jaden Smith Tweets Of All Time:

 


9/10 doctors disagree! (The 10th doctor is Willow Smith)
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I think it means Jerry’s been slacking on the inventory …
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If cupcakes start falling from trees I think that’s going to be the last question on all our minds …
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Would we, though?
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Nope. Still don’t know why Jeremy and I broke up. UNLESS HE BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE I HAVE UGLY HANDS?!
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Maybe our eyes are the mirrors and the mirrors are our eyes?! I THINK I’M GETTING THE HANG OF THIS STUFF!
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Okay.
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Jeffrey Dahmer’s fave Jaden tweet, no doubt…
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I was trying this even before Jaden suggested it.
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I got drowsy thinking about this one…
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Does Preston know he’s in these tweets? How can our Prestons be real if our eyes aren’t real?
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There’s sadly no way to test this…
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Is just admitting he’s a time traveler now?
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This tweet inspired the whole TV show, “Dr. Oz.”
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Is this CrossFit?
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But I saw a picture! It was blue and black!
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BRB, gotta text this to Jeremy RIGHT NOW.
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This is one I definitely can’t argue with, Jaden!
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Which one of Jaden’s tweets will you miss the most? Let us know in the comments!

 

Find out Who Was Given Better Powers By Satan, Jaden or Willow Smith, HERE!

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