I Went to School With the Koopalings and I Have Stories

By  | 

We tend to only know our video game characters from their respective games, but we must remember that those characters had whole other lives before the adventures that made them famous. As someone who went to grade school with many prominent video game characters, I have an endless supply of stories about those characters, and I wanted to start with the Koopalings. Why? Because I hate them. They were spoiled nightmares the entire time, and they got away with it because of who their Dad was. As such, I will be writing this under a pseudonym. DO NOT TRY TO CONTACT ME!

I was forced to retire from the football team after Birdo gave me a concussion.