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Selena Gomez Pregnant???

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Selena Gomez was rushed to the hospital after an appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno last week.


It makes sense, Jay Leno's bad attempts at comedy make a lot of people sick (ZING, Leno!)

Selena complained of a horrible headache and nausea to the point where her "peeps" decided that she needed to see a doctor.


Justin was performing a charity show at Mountain Winery in Saratoga, Calif. but he Tweeted his well-wishes and love in her direction.


The tabloids picked up on this "nausea" business and immediately rumors started flying that Selena was carrying Canada's favorite son's son. We've all seen the steamy pics of the two teen lovebirds getting physical in Hawaii so it just made sense to people… 


Teens + Sex + Nausea = The Second Coming Of Bieber! But it turns out that unlike Rose of Sharon, Selena is not "in a fambily way."


Selena was treated and released but the illness persisted through the weekend and Selena found herself back in the hospital on Saturday complaining of the same symptoms. Here are some photos of Selena at the hospital during her return visit on Saturday. She looks kinda worried and upset. I hope she's okay.


I'm sure that all the Gomez haters out there are just thrilled that she got sick. Maybe all those pins in all those voodoo dolls are finally doing what the crazy old lady at the voodoo shop said they'd do.


TMZ reports that the hospital conducted a bunch of blood pressure tests… others are reporting food poisoning… and others reported that the cause of the mystery illness was that she had finally heard her boyfriend's music. Nobody really knows why she felt sick yet. PMS? I mean honestly… Nausea? Headache? Sounds like a classic case of "that time of the month" but I'm just a girl, what do I know.

Here are clips from Selena's appearance on the Tonight Show.


And part 2…

What do you think is the source of Selena's mystery illness? Your guess is as good as anybodies at this point.

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