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SHOWDOWN: Who Would Win In A Battle? Katy Perry Or Zooey Deschanel?

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Despite all the evidence, it appears that Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel are in fact two separate people! I know..right? Quite frankly I'm getting sick of being constantly confused by these two gals. Plus I really enjoy watching a good cat fight. Violence never looks funnier than when two chicks are pulling each other's weaves out. SO! Let's end the confusion once and for all! Winner takes all! Loser leaves showbiz forever! Who's your pick to win?


Katy Perry

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There's no telling what kind of weaponry Katy can attach to her bosom. Heck, even on their own they might be considered a lethal weapon.  If a titty attack doesn't work, she can always recite her lyrics which are guaranteed to stupify. I mean a lyric like "Bikinis, tankinis, martinis, No weenies" leaves me stunned every time.  Perfect victim for a boob body slam!


Zooey Deschanel

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If adorkable-ness could be considered a weapon, then Zooey is a lethal killer. If not, then she always has her trusted pal Siri to guide her to victory. Might I suggest throwing some freshly-delivered tomato soup on Katy and then beating her senseless with your hipster ukulele? Then we can all focus on more important things….DANCING!!!


So who's it gonna be?  Choose wisely and VOTE in the poll below!

Who Would Win In A Battle? Katy Perry Or Zooey Deschanel?

Check Out Last Week's Showdown!