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Signs She’s Trying To Hook Up With You

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Many guys think girls are crazy. While it’s true we have complex motivations and more fickle libidos, sometimes girls just want what boys want. Guys, here’s are some sure signs she’s trying to hook up with you.


She asks you to help her move


She’s not going to ask just anyone to help her move. Moving takes a lot of time and requires muscles, so the subtext here is that she wants to spend all day with you and thinks you are jacked. Play your cards right and you could end up with some top-of-the-dolly action!


She points her toes while talking to you


You might need to remove her shoes to see what’s going on in there, but if you’re at the point where she’s cool with letting you take articles of her clothing off, chances are she’s going to let you hook up with her regardless.


She talks in hypothetical terms

Haven’t you ever seen a musical? “If I Loved You,” “People Will Say We’re In Love”– all classic examples of people who are in love but can’t say it outright. If she says something like, “If I order pizza, would you want any?” she just might be suggesting she wants sausage.


There is more room on the couch than she’s allowing between you


If she isn’t totally repulsed by you, she’ll sit somewhat closer than the other edge of the couch. And if she isn’t totally repulsed by you, she’s saying there’s a chance!


Her eye movements appear calculated


Whenever I like a guy, my eyes forget how to auto-focus. If she seems to be timing her blinks and look-aways, you’re making her self-conscious, which is always a good thing. Test it with your own body’s need to blink… a staring contest could end up in sex.


She kills someone you love


Before you figure out who did it, she’ll offer to be there to comfort you. Nothing makes people hornier than grief, right? What can I say… b*tches be crazy!


Girls, do you have any other insider tips on what you do when you want to hook up with a guy? Guys, have you figured anything else out? Let us know in the comments!


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