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Snooki Calls ‘Tan Mom’ A ‘Crazy Bitch’

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So by now I'm sure we're all madly in love with America's newest sweetheart, Patricia Krentcil, AKA Tan Mom! Sure to be nominee for 'Mother of the Year 2012', Tan Mom was arrested this week after taking her five year old daughter into a tanning bed, where the fair-skinned cutie suffered burns. Like I said, America's friggin sweetheart.


Well, the story has taken an ironic twist! The Jersey Shore Oompa-loompa herself, Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi, has publicly criticized Tan Mom for her poor parenting skills on Extra. "That b***h is crazy, you are not supposed to take kids there. Everyone knows you are NOT supposed to take kids there." When a 'lady' who belies the ocean is salty because of whale sperm, starts doling out parenting advice, I can't even.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore!


Tan Mom is currently out on bail and is facing up to 10 years in prison if she is convicted of child endangerment charges. Adding insult to injury, her monthly pass to City Tropics Tanning has been revoked!!! What's a tanorexic to do? I suggest she follow my tanning regiment. Or I guess it's more of a non-tanning regiment. Yes,  I have a vitamin D deficiency but my skin doesn't look like a piece of tanned cowhide.


Snooki has no comment on the Ashton Kutcher tanning scandal.  I however would like to say that he is complete dumbass.


Here's a look at a video where Tan Mom calls all us haters "Fat, jealous and ugly". Yeah…the irony just doesn't end in this story.


What do you think of Snooki's diss? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!

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