Taylor Lautner Declared The Next Leonardo DiCaprio?!?
So check this out…yesterday at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association's annual luncheon some serious firetruckery went down. In a nutshell Mark Wahlberg basically declared Taylor Lautner the next Leonardo Dicaprio! Hell was all like, 'Should I freeze over now or wait until Justin Bieber grows a chest hair?"
Here's Wahlberg's exact quote:
"We're both out of a job, dude. Taylor Lautner! We're screwed."
"It's over, dude," Wahlberg continued as the room burst into laughter. No crap they burst into laughter.I'm sure Leo politely laughed but in his head he took Wahlberg down like a boss.
I realize it's probably all just a bunch of meaningless Hollywood butt kissing, but Lautner will NEVER have the career that DiCaprio has. The only awards he could ever win are Teen Choice Awards and Razzies. Do they give out awards for taking your shirt off? Cause he would be all over that one!
Leo has been nominated for multiple Oscars and is widely considered to be one of the most talented actors around. Plus he is one of the biggest internet meme stars EVER! Taylor can't even out-internet Leo, much less out-act!
I mean look at him…he can't even convincingly drink a bottle of water!
Wahlberg wasn't the only one praising Lautner. Lea Michele was also gushing all over him…or something like that. Ew, why did I phrase it that way. Moving on…
He needs to just stick to derping until his abs get flabby and no one cares about him anymore. Which I'm hoping happens soon.
I say let's make Leo the next Lautner! Now this is a Twilight I would see fo' sure!
Even Leo's meme can out-act Taylor Lautner!
What do you think? Is Taylor Lautner the Next Leonardo Dicaprio? Would you go see Twilight if Leo's meme played Jacob Black? Show me your outrage in the comments!