Teen Gets Busted After Posting About Driving Drunk On Facebook
Jacob Cox-Brown had a pretty fun night on the town, according to Facebook. He and his friends played the classic children's game, "Get drunk and hit this guy's parked car."
The classic children's game
The Huffington Post reported that Jacob Cox-Brown's morning wasn't nearly as fun as his evening though, as police officers showed up at his door to charge him for drunk driving and for hitting a dude's car. How did they know this? Because posted about it on Facebook:
To be fair to Jacob, that is a pretty funny Facebook post.
It's now officially a really bad idea to post about criminal activitiy on Facebook. Jacob is just one in a string of people to get caught that way. By far the most egregious person to get caught that way was dunderheaded serial killer Lou "Chainsaw" Peters who posted "LOL just tricked a man into my van! Wuuuut! Cut his head off, replaced it W/ A Deers head! ;)"
Be careful what you brag about on Facebook. You never know who is reading your posts. PS. It's the Punisher.
A Facebook post wasn't enough evidence to charge Jacob Cox-Brown with drunk driving, so instead the cops had to settle for "two counts of failing to perform the duties of a driver." But, because of the obviously very succesfully funny and entertaining Facebook post they also had to begrudgingly charge him with, "eight counts of living up to the duties of a Facebooker."
Each of these kittens has commited several homicides. They, however, do not post about it on Facebook, so they keep getting away with it. Meanwhile, the unassuming suburb in which they reside continues to live under an ever present cloud of fear.
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