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The Fingers, RANKED

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We rank a lot of things around here, and honestly? It’s all incredibly valuable work. So I figured, hey, why not put out the definitive all-time ranking of which fingers are the best, and which fingers are the worst? So here you go — the fingers, ranked. This is incredibly scientific.

Honestly, my toes are so long I don’t think I need fingers.