There’s a Sex Robot "That Has Brain Can Tell Jokes" So of Course It’s Become a Meme
A British company just released the first ever sex robot, named Samantha, that has a “brain” and the ability to tell jokes. Samantha retails at about $4,860, but if you ask Twitter, she’s actually priceless (because jokes).
— Daily Mirror (@DailyMirror) September 24, 2017
Sex Doll : I just think it's funny how…
— The Instigator (@AmBlujay) January 15, 2018
Sex Robot: "So what are we?"
— Chidden Nuddet (@Sir_Hurizzel) January 15, 2018
in 2019 rappers are gonna be flexing who has the most technologically advanced sex robot im calling it
— tan (@mineifiwildout) January 15, 2018
When your sex robot sees you getting jumped outside the club and switches to attack mode >>> pic.twitter.com/2U4PIBbbhc
— Lip Gallagher (@tonestradamus) January 15, 2018
Sex robot: so…Wanna meet my parents?
— ` (@warrchieff) January 16, 2018
which black mirror episode is this
— yosb 🇨🇳 APO 南京 2.10【Hetalia Only Event】 (@bontmercy) January 15, 2018
Sex robot: we need to talk, I just think it's funny how….
— Lifelong JAGS Fan (@1R0TIMI) January 15, 2018
Sex Robot: why’d you like her pi-
— Richard from the what the fuck richard vine (@GattJacob) January 16, 2018
when u come home from a long 8 hour day at work but your robot sex doll cooked you up a feast pic.twitter.com/jFo95AWU8s
— wus poppin jimbo (@BillRatchet) January 16, 2018
Sex Robot: “So I think I have feelings for you”
— Kyary Pamyu Pamyu stan account (@JaySince1995) January 15, 2018
Me walking out the store with my fresh ass brand new sex bot pic.twitter.com/7Dr4TOFRtN
— Papi Memes 🐝🇩🇴 (@SavinTheBees) January 17, 2018
Imagine buying a used sex robot and she starts moaning someone else’s name damn I’m already hurt
— Yan (@YanKouhai) January 15, 2018
*unbox my sex robot*
*sit her gently on the couch*
*turns on Naruto episode 1*
Finally, a true companion.
— majin buuceta (@hecksmaniac) January 15, 2018
Sex robot: do you love me
— Adrian Jacob (@adrianjacob_) January 16, 2018
Me: You mad or sum?
Sex Robot: No
Me: aight cool
Sex Robot: I just think it’s funny how…
— YDD 😤🗡 (@SmallDickMarcus) January 17, 2018
its all fun n games till your sex doll starts whispering your search history to you as dirty talk
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) January 15, 2018
When your sex doll says she’s late but she just meant her software update pic.twitter.com/wf5lvEVIgK
— iswearimnotasian (@ray_r91) January 15, 2018
Me: "So what are we?"
Sex Robot: pic.twitter.com/G0Ik4qYHFp
— Sean Speezy (@sean_speezy) January 17, 2018
i take my sex robot out to dinner and give her money to get her hair and nails done i am nothing like you boys i am a man
— ryan (@yeetztweetz) January 15, 2018
1965: in 2018 we will be so technologically advanced that we will have world peace.
2018: *plugs sex robot charger into outlet*
— BA$ED COURAGE (@YahBoyCourage) January 15, 2018
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