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The Top 7 Most Kick-Ass Kids Ever

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In the new movie, "Hanna," Hanna is trained by her dad to be the world’s best assassin – and she hasn’t even graduated high school. After mastering martial arts, archery and other butt-kicking skills, she is put to the test when the bad guys show up.

Hanna is just the latest in a long line of kids who know how to kick butt and take names. Here’s our list of kids we’d never want to mess with – ever.


7. Wan ‘Short Round’ Li in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

If it wasn’t for Short Round, Indiana Jones would still be under the spell of a crazy cult leader in India and audiences would have been spared from Indians Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls. Instead, the 11-year-old boy saves Indy and his lady love from becoming human sacrifices and takes them all on the craziest mine shaft ride in history.


6. The Girls of Sucker Punch

Don’t let those short shirts fool you – these chicks know how to kick butt and won’t let being locked up in a psych ward bring them down. In fact, you would be the psycho one if you tried starting a fight with any of them.


5. The Lost Boys in Peter Pan

The lost boys look all cute and cuddly in their sweet animal costumes, but mention the word ‘pirate’ or insult their mothers and they will come after you. When Wendy is captured by Captain Hook, the lost boys grab their sling-shots and are ready to kick some one-handed pirate booty without thinking twice about it.


4. Robin from Batman

Sure, Batman always gets all the credit when order is restored to Gotham City, but even the coolest superhero needs help every once in a while. He’s only human, after all. There’s no way Batman could have fought off all the crazy bad guys without his sidekick, Robin, the Boy Wonder… who is always there for his hero.


3. Gogo Yubari in Kill Bill: Volume 1

This school-uniform clad assassin will not stop until she kills her target – the Bride. Armed with a ball and chain the teenaged killer almost gets her mark, and destroys an entire nightclub in the process. Unfortunately it’s a chair leg that literally stops her in her tracks.


2. Katniss and Peeta from The Hunger Games series

In order to survive, Katniss and Peeta have to learn how to kick ass in a very short amount of time. When they are forced to be a part of the Hunger Games – a competition where only the last teen standing wins – they have to figure out how to kill or be killed without turning on each other.


1. Hit-Girl in Kick-Ass

With a mouth like a sailor and moves that would make any adult superhero jealous, Hit-Girl is definitely the most kick-ass sidekick of all time. Raised to kick butt since before she can walk, she doesn’t even bat an eyelash when she has to help wannabe, Kick-Ass, fight crime.

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