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Twilight Breaking Dawn: More Sex Than Ever!

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 hits theaters nation wide on November 18, 2011 and filming has begun!

Sexy images of real life couple Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson filming honeymoon scenes for their characters Bella and Edward in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, are steaming up the internet. Rumors are flying that this is going to be the sexiest film in the Twilight series and here's why…


Hollywood's Sexiest Couple

First of all the film stars what many consider to be the sexiest rumored real life unconfirmed couple in Hollywood, so how can it not be sexy? When K-Stew and R-Pat hit the screen they are gonna sizzle no matter what.


K-Stew Pratically Naked A LOT

So far the films have been fairly tame in the sex department but bloggers all over the internet are quoting some anonymous source that is telling everyone, "The script actually has Kristen practically naked in it a lot."


More Abs Than Ever Before

Twilight star, Alex Meraz has gone on the record saying that Breaking Dawn will contain 'more nudity' than the previous films, promising fans more 'abs' than ever before. Meraz told Access Hollywood that fans could count on, "More abs! Sprayed-on abs, more grease to make the abs look better!" Mmmmm "greasy abs" that makes me hungry for ribs!


More Sex Than The Book

Another (or the same, who can keep track these days) anonymous source claims that the movie will be even sexier than the book. "There's a little more sex in the movie. It's dead on with the book. There is more sexual dialogue. The script is actually good. Really good.” This "source" seems to be confused a little… I mean how can the movie have "more sex" than the book and still be "dead on" with the book?


Everyone Is Gettin' It On

Hollywood insiders also claim that it won't be just Bella and Edward who will be "gettin' it on" in Breaking Dawn: "The script has a pretty sexual tone with a lot of the characters this time around."

Who knows how much of this sex talk is just hype and how much of it is real… regardless diehard Twihards have a lot to look forward to. What do you think about all this Twilight bologna? Is it all just hype? How "naked" and "sexy" do you think the new film will actually be? Do you even care?


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