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Video Game Characters You Probably Could Beat Up

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Listen, nobody WANTS to beat up their favorite video game characters. But haven't you ever died so many times in a row that you start to wish you could get in there and show that player character what's what? Here are some video game characters you would stand a chance against were that wish ever granted:


1. Tom Nook

The store owner from Animal Crossing has the look of a coward in his eyes. You'll easily knock him out if you can steel up and forget the fact that he runs a little shop in town and that that is the cutest thing ever.


2. Mario

How is Mario supposed to hurt you? He hasn't had a punch move since Mario 64, and even then it was awkward and not at all useful.


3. Solid Snake

Solid Snake is a lot of talk. I mean, also a lot of killing. But also a lot of talk. I believe in you! You can do it!


4. Lego Batman

Because there is no WAY you're beating up regular Batman.


5. Wigglytuff

We all know you could take Jigglypuff. That goes without saying. But I'm going to go one step further– I think you could take his evolved form Wigglytuff. You've come a long way. You're strong.


6. Those People on the Cover of Wii Fit

I know what you're thinking: "No way could I beat up the Wii Fit people. They're WAY more Wii fit than I am!" But keep in mind that even if they use Wii Fit two times as much as the average person who bought Wii Fit, they've still only used it, like, twice.


7. The Cars From Gran Turismo 5

If you've ever played the minigame in Super Street Fighter II, you know how to beat up a car– Strong kicks over and over again. As long as you're Ryu. Are you Ryu?


8. Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie

You can definitely take Kazooie, but wait until she's split from Banjo with a Split-Up pad. Otherwise you have to fight her AND A BEAR ARE YOU CRAZY YOU CAN'T FIGHT A BEAR.

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