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What the Cast of "The Naked Brothers Band" Looks Like Today!

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One of Nickelodoen’s most popular shows of the last ten years had to be the mockumentary The Naked Brothers Band starring real life brothers Alex and Nat Wolff as the leaders of an all kid rock and roll band. Like Kidz Bop but with talent. We’ve taken “Where are they now?” looks at shows like That’s So Raven in the past, now it’s The Naked Brothers Band cast’s turn! In other news, The Naked Brothers Band is still a very odd show title for a show aimed at kids. Just sayin’!

 

Nat Wolff

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Nat was definitely the dreamy one of the group and it should come as no surprise that he’s keeping things dreamy by starring in romantic movies like The Fault in Our Stars. Best cancer teen romance ever!  He’s also still playing music with his brother, which is super cute. Just like Nat. They didn’t call him “The Girl Magnet” for nothing!

 

Alex Wolff

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Little brother Alex played the hyperactive drummer of the group. Is there such thing as a drummer that isn’t hyper? Don’t think so. In addition to playing music with his brother, Alex also has a burgeoning acting career. I’m just kind of obsessed with his mole getting bigger as well. I didn’t know that’s how moles worked.

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Thomas Batuello

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Thomas got cute! He played the band’s cellist, who was also jealous of Nat’s girl magnet status. These days Thomas is no longer acting and I like can’t find anything on what he is doing. Like zip. Except looking cute and wearing what looks like a shirt drawn on with a Sharpie. Fascinating update, I realize this.

 

Allie Dimeco

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Allie played Rosalina, the band’s cutie bassist and the object of Nat’s affections. Her only other claim to fame was posting racy bikini pics on the internet when she was 15. Ah! The modern world! She recently graduated from Florida International UNiversity and curently lives in Miami. Whenever I find out someone lives in Florida I am dumbfounded for at least ten minutes afterwards. It’s indisputably the most WTF state in the nation.

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David Levi

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David played the band’s keyboardist and is currently attending college in Boston. Talk about your nerdy child star that grew up to be hot. How is he not a bigger star? He seems tailor made for screamin pre-teen fans. Like a blonde Bieber. UGh, nevermind. We don’t need another Bieber.

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Cooper Pillot

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The band’s manager has left showbiz and studied economics at Tulan University.  Kind of a fitting update. No word on if he ever hooked up with Patty Scoggins.

 

Qaasim Middleton

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Quaasim was the band’s guitarist and resident flirt. He is currently a finalist on the latest season of American Idol! YEAH! The best moments on American Idol are when former child stars are auditioning. Unless they suck and then it’s totally depressing. Luckily, Quaasim was good. Can’t say the smae for the hat choice.

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Which one was your favorite? Let me know on Twitter or in the comments below!

 

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