WWCWD: What Would Christopher Walken Do?
As we all go through the trials and tribulations in our lives sometimes it is hard to know what the right thing is to do, or how to handle a certain situation.
I have found that when confronted with ambiguous situations I just asked myself what would Christopher Walken do?
When Confronted By A Bully
You can always tell said bully that you will stab him in the face with a soldering iron ala Joe Dirt.
When Obsessed With Ping-Pong
You can always start an international ping-pong tournament. Freaky hairstyles are optional.
If You’re Going Into Business
Become a corrupt business man, it seems to be like a good way to make money. On second thought it didn’t work out too well in Batman Returns.
If you are going to be a drill instructor
Be crazy! it seems to have worked out for Walken in Biloxi Blues. I’m still not sure how much was acting.
If You Are Going To Fight James Bond
Make sure that you have at least two evil henchmen, in the movie A View to a Kill Christopher Walken only had one henchman and look what happened to him.
For Everyday Use
Say the word “Pow” a lot. Every movie that Christopher Walken is in usually includes two or three “Pow’s”, I can only assume that this is an important word.
I do believe the world would be a better place if we took the time to ask what would Christopher Walken do and then do a little soft shoe.
What else would Christopher Walken do? Let us know in the comments?