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Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:48
Post #1

Where do babies come from (child voice)

Macs are cooler than pcs but windows is cooler than google cuz google is only three colors while windows is 4
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Wed, 02/22/2012 - 05:18
Post #2

Basically, a fairy god-daddy comes into your room and impregnates you with his magic wand. 9 months later, voila!! You have a baby! :P

Question: If everyone in Class A has names tom, thomas or tommy and every second person in Class B has names tim, timmy and timothy, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!! :-O !!!
(note: this should be like.. a questions+answers game thread) :P

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Wed, 02/22/2012 - 08:51
Post #3

Well it happened when..........your dad stuck his penis in ur mums vagina!........
I mean a magical pixie came and asked your mummy if she wanted a baby and she said yes so he went and got a rainbow unicorn who gave your daddy a secret seed and he planted it and it grew into a giant tree and he climbed it and them saw Mario who gave him directions to the storks house so once he got there he had to fill out a form and wait six years for the paperwork to clear before harry potter cast a spell to

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Wed, 02/22/2012 - 08:53
Post #4

What the hell happened to the rest of my comment?

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Wed, 02/22/2012 - 15:13
Post #5

smosh.com has a word limit

Macs are cooler than pcs but windows is cooler than google cuz google is only three colors while windows is 4
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Wed, 02/22/2012 - 17:41
Post #6

well it happens when a mommy and Daddy love each other very much then he plants a seed in her belly button and 9 months later a baby is born :D

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Fri, 02/24/2012 - 03:03
Post #7

lolz...google it..!

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Fri, 02/24/2012 - 03:09
Post #8

Your dad's magic wand and your mom's no no ummmmmm..... AKWARD :|

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Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:51
Post #9

The male puts his balls into the females box sack and then the balls turn into a little growing bubble which provide the little future baby food and growth for nine months then the baby will come out from the other side of the females box sack or she will get an operation to remove it. the mother is most likely to raise it or give it up for adoption. you probably learn this when you get older but this is how i know it works. if you do research this do not look on wikipedia it's answers aren't tr

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Mon, 02/27/2012 - 23:36
Post #10

LOL.

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Tue, 02/28/2012 - 19:38
Post #11

IKR nun of these pplz really know where babies reallly come from

Macs are cooler than pcs but windows is cooler than google cuz google is only three colors while windows is 4
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Tue, 03/06/2012 - 23:51
Post #12

THE STORK. The answer is always THE STORK.

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Wed, 03/07/2012 - 16:52
Post #13

when mummy and daddy realy like eachother they FUCK EACHOTHER

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Wed, 03/07/2012 - 21:41
Post #14

There Produced in a Chinese factory, along with everything else.

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Wed, 03/07/2012 - 21:50
Post #15

Well, in the begining there was a Big Bang...

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Thu, 03/08/2012 - 13:36
Post #16

wtf

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