I usually do really stupid things but today. I stuck my hand in really hot glue, I picked a big blob up and then i wiped it on my other hand. Burned both of my hands, not the stupidest thing ive done but pretty stupid. What can i say i was bored

pce out

the stupidest thing i've ever done must be..trying to fly. LOL,LOL!

asking how you spell 'what'...i couldnt spell till i was about 7. Also i dont know my left from my right...seriously

one time me and my freind tried to blow up a wasp nest it worked but most of the wasps didnt die they came after us it sucked

Hmm... I got born.

No seriously!

I was remodeling my groin and when I looked left; Woah! Old lady staring at me! So I kinda got outta there pretty fast...

When I was really small, I used to jump and flap my arms like wings. I seriously thought I could fly for about a year.

Your mom.

...

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licking a phone jack...

i dont really do stupid stuff.....the worst i can think of is when i pierced my nose...i was so scared it would get badly infected...which it almost did and my parents were debating kicking me out for that(wth)...

I got my head stuck between the stair railings when I was 3. My parents had to saw the railings to get me free.

oh that reminds me of a few from when i was little. i tried to crawl through my dollhouse door(which i could do at one point cuz it was huge) but i got stuck and i think they actually called the fire department to get me out...i was like 3.

and i also stuck a clear bead inside my ear and i had to have it surgically removed(also when i was 3)

licked a girls tits while coming back from a school trip on a greyhound bus...(in 7th grade)
with 50 other students on the bus...
just imagine explaining that to your parents. It sucked....

I have a few things:

I threw someones binder in class and got detention.

I tripped on a wire when I was presenting a project.

I do strange things like fall off a desk in class for humor.

Many, many more.....

when i went to Taiwan when i was around 9, there was this tennis racket thing that was actually used for killing mosquitoes, and i decided to put my hand on it and got shocked. it hurt like a bitch!

i tried to fly by using an umbrella, didn't work.

i burned my hand on a stove once because i decided to touch it for some strange reason.

i bump into walls, doors, my piano almost everyday and i don't know how it happens, i mean i see the friggin door but i just walk into it.

Oh man, I walk into things all the time too!

Like this one time, I was walking in the hallway of my school and there was this metal thing that sticks out of the wall there (I think it was a thermostat) and I hit my head right on it!

It hurt sooo badly.

I do stupid things all the time.
But all I can think of right now was when I used to jump off the roof of my house into our pool and then all the neighborhood kids joined in and also the time I tried to use a vine to swing across a wee river thing that was down quite deep and the vine snapped and I fell in, it was fun though.

I watched EuroTrip 9 times. Guess I wasn't dumb enough for the 10th.
Well and... I can't bring up too much of it, but when I was 10 my mom was pissed up on me, she claims I woke up in the middle of the night, sleepwalking to here room and.... peeing on her
I shouldn't have mentioned that, right?

I accidently smoked crack hahahaha! That was wild

Well one time I was going about walking speed on one of dim Razor scooters and I hit a rock or crack or somthing, some how I got launched off and broke my arm.

How do you fall off of a desk? Do you get up on your desk hoping nobody will notice, then just tip over?

I had an ice cube war.

It hurt like fuck.

i tried to skive a day of school and then it turned out to be a bank holiday!

i almost broke my tail bone the other day at school because i saw a wet floor sign so i wanted to slip and fall and i did and i landed really hard on my tail bone but thats not the stupidest thing i've done i dont know what is the stupidest thing i've done was because i do something stuiped like everyday

something similar happened to me...except i was in the shower. dropped the shampoo bottle went to pick it up and then i fell onto the faucet somehow. it happened a while ago in the summer and for those two months i was in so much pain. it pretty much sucked!

I hate that feeling cuz u feel like u broke ur ass and ur sitting there acting like an idiot and

Nono, I fall while sitting.


When the teachers not looking. For humor. And Entertainment to save everyone from boredom

I can't remember/decide what the STUPIDEST thing I ever did was, but one stupid thing I did awhile ago was...

You know those "Oxygen Absorber" things that come in Beef Jerky packages? Well, its got a "DO NOT EAT" pic of someone eating it with a cross through it. And in bold it says "DO NOT EAT" all over it...in fact "Oxygen Absorber" is the smallest, most un-noticeable thing on it (I'm looking at one right now).

Well I never used to understand what they did, and for some reason I had it in my head that it was some sort of spice you put on beef jerky. I didn't know why they said "DO NOT EAT" though, if it was a spice. I figured that it must mean "DO NOT EAT...by itself" cause the guy isn't putting it on beef jerky! what a waste!

So I ripped one open one time and put it on some beef jerky and ate it. It didn't add to the flavor so I didn't bother to ever eat 'em again. Now of course I know that its to keep the package air tight.

this isn't a good pic, but http://www.keepsafe.ca/images/ageless.jpg

I think you can tell how much "DO NOT EAT" is written on it...

That's what your mom said last night.



EDIT: The stupidest thing I have ever done was remake the cleavage thread.

mines funny

so theres this guy kyle, he tends to get mad at people really easily, and he keep his stuff in a complete mess, so this other guy jack thought itd be funny to make kyle mad, so kyle started chasing jack through my hall, and kyle trips and drops all his stuff which scatters everywhere

then theres me whos just standing there laughing, jack had dissappeared, and kyle was swearing really loudly, the teacher who was in the classroom closest to kyle, came out to see what was going on, and said "whoa kyle, theres no need for that kinda language, seriously" then kyle gets really mad at that teacher and attempted to pick a fight with him

Kyle is about 90ish pounds
the teacher, who is the football coach weighs 198 pounds
i started laughing/shouting
ok who whould win that fight really?
and i continued laughing

the teacher got kinda mad at me and gave me a demerit
so i went to work it off,
i had to scrape gum from under his classroom desks for an hour
i didn't chew gum for a week

but really i got detention for laughing at a really funny thing

That reminds me of when me and my freinds collected a few and left them in my grade 4 classroom thinking all the air would get sucked out of the classroom....

Your MOM!

The stupidest thing I ever did was get really hyper at a school football game then I fell asleep under the bleachers till the next morning. Lucky for me it was a friday.

Also, in eigth grade, I fell over in my desk. Our school had those desks where the chair is connected so i was leaning back and fell over and hit my head on the wall. All my stuff fell on top of me and a pencil hit me right on the forehead. It was really sharp too. The led got stuck there fore a while but I got it out eventually.



oh man, those are fun. like snowball fights but they hurt a lot more.

it was like last week.
i was rehooking my cable cords, and decided it was okay to put one in my mouth for just a second so i could up the cable box to my tv.

it hurt like fucking hell..

I decided to take my little brother's dirt bike for a ride.
It didn't have working breaks, and I knew this.
So I do it anyway.
Well, i rode and then encountered some kids in the street, they decided to stand there in my way and the bike went straight into a ditch, and I skidded into the gravel driveway.
good times, good times.

oh yeah, and once i was throwing rocks at this squirrel, and the squirrel caught the rock, and threw it back at me.. it missed, but omg that was a sucky feeling

Oh yeah I just remembered a really stupid thing I did. I was in 4th grade. There was this kid riding a go-kart around and he stopped in his driveway.
My friend and I decided to ride our bikes up to him and call him a fat shit (cause he barely fit in the go-cart). He started up the go-cart and drove it towards us, and we rode to the school that was a street away. He chased us all over the campus until he gave up because he couldn't catch us because his weight slowed him down.

Man, was that fun! I was really good at biking then.

i know this is about stupid things 'YOU' as in 'ME' have done but there's too much too remeber, but!
once wen my brother was little around 3 or 4, HE STUCK MINI M&M's UP HIS NOSE!! i dont think i eva laughed so hard in my life!!

oh, nd there was this time, i was at a friends house nd i was wearing my fluffy bed socks. she has this weird sorta small tiled ramp thing in her house tht leads from the lounge to the kitchen and i completely stacked it down the ramp!

oh god i am so unco

It wasnt me, and i wasnt even there, but apparently there was this kid in my school who, while in class, took his cock out, and started masturbating to the hot sub.

Ah. My school has uniforms. And some boys cut holes in the inside of their pockets of their shorts for that very reason. For horneh males.

Yeah well the most stupid thing I have ever done....Hmmm....Well, let's just say everything I do is stupid.

I had a fight with matches. It rocked.

Stupidest thing, probably, was in grade 4 when we were playing tag. The DOOR was home free, so naturally, I'm running to the door, looking back at the person who's it. I turn my head around and WHAM! A kid opens the door on me without knowing I was there and the doorknob hits me in the face. That was alot of stitches.

When I went swimming hall I forgot to take my swimming trunks.Well... I was only about 5 years old and I didn't noticed that until I was in the pool

Afterwards thinking its pretty embarrassing but then I didn't even care about it, I just kept swimming

I bumped my head against too many glass doors
and piles
and normal doors
and tables
and ...

I've had two holes in my head already and one was cause I bumped against a pile...

I just cannot seem to walk properly

x

wow.
just, wow..

ew, really ew

Wasn't there a couple in Britain (if i rememever right) and the girl gave the guy a blowjob during class?
My father told me I think

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i played armies with fireworks once that was cool xD

got some old drains and used them as bazooka's xD heh the good old days, were my youth wasn't shrouded by sense >.<

I wish i had them days back.

Me and my friends were doing crazy and they made me scare for fun. I scared and jumped accidentally through a glazen door of my friends house.. painfull but now I can laugh with it.. I do so lots of stupid things so what ,that makes life just fun Haha
(by jumping trough the door i hurted my arm..) that's happend like 3months ago.. now i've got an ugly scar..

Got knocked down.

twice.
By cars.

Have never broke a bone,

when really; i shouldve broken about 20 by now.



Fate likes me.

A friend of mine ran trough a glass door at a party and she wasn't even drunk

Sombody was chasing me at school and I was running away from them. I couldnt see very well because i was laughing so hard. A double door came up. I ran and jumped and whacked my shoulder against the closest one. Guess what? It was locked.

I drew a pretty little diagram.


Not that it makes any sense.