Hello, let me introduce myself. My name is Gripster2000. I joined smosh back in the old days when there were fewer members and a lot less morons on the forums. I liked it. To me, there are two times in the history of smosh, smosh BV and smosh AV. those stand for smosh Before Videos and smosh After Videos. Don't get me wrong, I still like smosh a lot, but with the videos came a flood of moronic imbeciles and prepubescent fangirls hoping for a chance to speak to the famous smosh guys, or promote their crappy remakes of smosh. So, I started this thread to not only humiliate them like the n00bs they are, but also teach them a lesson on proper smosh etiquette.

It's pretty simple, I see a noob, I link to the noob, I make fun of the noob, and then hopefully they leave or change their ways. Sometimes if i feel like it, I'll post a funny story about my life after I write the NOTD post.

Important: If you are chosen as the noob of the day, you can do one of two things: You can get pissed off and start going crazy, making yourself look like even more of a buffoon, or you can take it as constructive critisism and try not to act that way any more. I suggest you do the second one or I will be forced to remove your teeth using my knuckles as dental equipment. Capeesh?

Do not post your own noobs- This is my thread and I decide who wins. If you think some one deserves to be noob of the day, PM me a link to the thread.


Gripster2000 hates the following people:

1. If you have this: as your avatar, I hate you.

2. If you make a thread in which part of the title and or first post contains the words "I'm Bored", I hate you.
3. if you at ANY TIME use the word (word?) lol, I not only hate you, but wish you a horrible and painful death in the near future.
4. If you have the picture of Anthony in his spongebob boxers as your signature, I hate you.
5. If you have been on smosh for less than 5 months, and you make a poll, I hate you. (not debatable)
6. if ti is hrd toreadds your poost becase u cnt fcking spel, I hte u

You spelled "equipment" wrong.
Jk, I love you.

How are you going to do the golden oldies though? I loved those.

you arent pinned anymore

Grip, do you require a new signature to go with the new grip?

Maybe its time for you to use the sig I made:

The big kid looks like he's got a condom in his hand and is waiting for the other kid to drop the soap in the shower.

ROFL.

I'm making him a new avatar though i have no clue in fuck what to put on it.

rofl

n00b killer FTW

Alright, the next person to say "rofl" in this thread is getting shot in the groin.

Hahahaha. Sa weet =D

oh noes

SHUT UP MAN JESUS CHRIST

I would just like to state that I think I love you for this thread. And I'm going to watch it religiously.

now all we need is a noob

It's baaaackkk.

I could start a acount, and be like the biggest n00b possible.

oh rofl haha just messin. glad this is back as well.

so who is the noob of the day

i think it should be you..i meann damn go look in the forum games. yours is like..every single one in "last post by____"

what does that have to do with being a noob. ur a noob cause u have like no posts

okay well THAT doesnt mean im the "noob of the day"
you can get noob of the day by posting anything just to get your count up
and im not a noob kiddo. ive been on smosh longer then you. even before the little hard drive crash. so chill

ive been before the drive crash too so shut up. and fyi posting in forum games doesnt get ur post up

Wait, what happened to hunlingsoo's notd? I was really looking forward to that...

I closed it. That kid's a douche.

hahaha thats funny cuz i was gonna call him a douche bag in his thread but i decided not to becuase i like to try and seem nice sometimes. but thank you for saying it for me

NOTD September 24

I've said it about a billion times, but still nobody listens. A poll doesn't make any sense unless there is a definitive answer that someone can actually make from the choices provided. there are hundreds of possible answers to the question "What Show do you Like the Most?", but this person only offers five of them. All of them were animated shows, so the correct question would be 'What is your favorite animated show?" and then it would be okay.

Too bad they ruined all credibility they had by adding the secondary poll, "Do you brush your teeth right now?"
Do I brush my teeth right now? At this moment? Setting aside the fact that it makes no fucking sense, who doesn't brush their teeth, and why are we being asked this in a Tv poll?

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Todaqys NOTD is a rushed one because I can't get smosh to load anything on my computer and it took about 20 minutes to even be able to get to this page and type it from memory. I have two other candidates that I will do tomorrow when my computer isn't moving at a snail's pace.

You're not the only one.
It's pissing me off, but it's better than no smosh at all.

Crabman906, It's funny how the 606th person to join smosh is calling the 57th person to join, a noob...
The only reason why she has a low post count was because she was having trouble logging in.
And the only reason why yours is higher is because 75% of your posts have been made on forum games.

dumbass.

Scared of the competition?

He's actually been here longer than you, and me.



It's doing it for me too...
I hope to god im not liable for noob of the day.
seriously.

Mine is working at a some what normal pace, you can email me with the NOTD's and i'll post them here. Though it kinda ruins the point of it being "Gripster2000's Noob of the day", when I post it

As much as I loved the blogs on Myspaz, I'm glad NOTD is back.

you dont make your post count higher by posting on forum games

Yeah.. I thought that too.
Then I looked in his profile and it said 75% of his posts were in forum games =/

I'd just like to make an announcement for the NOTD blog. For the old posts where the links to the threads no longer work anymore I'll be featuring an "NGard's Rundown" at the bottom of the post so that if you're unfamiliar with a certain post there will be a more in-depth summery from me about what the thread was about. Provided Gripster didn't include quotes of what the good part was or say it already.

And even if you guys have read all of the NOTDs, you should still go to the Myspace because I wrote a few other blogs while smosh was down.

I know which noob is coming next (you even said it in the post before you closed the thread). I dont think he understood that Smosh is a website and not Anthony and Ian. I kinda feel pity for the guy. Maybe you will, too.

No, you couldn't understand a thing he said. Also he's like the 50th guy to think Anthony plays Gay-a.

yeah wtf is so great about that game (too lazy for punctuation)

Uh... do you guys know that im referring to this thread?

http://www.smosh.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=149

Edit

whoops, misread what ngard wrote. i read it too quickly and thought
he said "hes not the first guy to think anthony is gay" o.O

There were alot of great noteworthy noobs today, for once I actually hope you make one for today.

If he can get back on today. I have to use a proxy to get on right now.

Oh yeah, I had some trouble getting on today, took about an hour before it recognized the new server. But Grips was on earlier today, so I don't see why not.

Sorry about the lackage of NOTDs. I have been having trouble getting smosh to load, but it seems to be working fine now.

NOTD September 26

What the fuck?

Barby hopes please to us that we watch her creation jejejejejejejeje. This time I actually want you to watch the video. Go ahead. Watch it.

A ten second intro, followed by a loading screen (on a youtube vid?) and then a picture of an anime chick with the phrase "What the fuck is that?" flashing on the screen. Then "Piteate un emo" shows up and an emo guy gets shot in the head.

I'm going to have to agree with the anime chick. What the fuck is that? I don't even understand how you are proud of this. What was it? Some intro to something? You can't have an intro to something followed by nothing. And it seems like they spent literally no time on it even though she seemed so proud.

READ THE GOD DAMN FAQ, PEOPLE!!!

hey I kinda agree on the things that u hate but i kinda like the scary face. I 'm sarry i;m just weird. I am a noob and a tomboy, so i'm praticaly every guys worst nightmare. sry. [attachmentid=82] by the way this is my avitar if u don't like it too bad. if u do cool. One less person to worry about. by the way do u care if someone is cute or not?

Holly shit, That is in the top 5 worst videos i have ever seen.

My friend says jejejejejejeje when she's laughing. It's strange.

That was completely useless information. I'm pretty sure Gripster doesn't care what you like or if you're a tomboy. Just a guess here, and I might be wrong, but I wouldn't be surprised if he hates you just for that post.

ha it does look like the big kid tryin 2 buttsex the little kid....WTF!?!?! Rodro, you sick fucker!!!!