talk about childhood memories.


i'll start with a simple one of when i got a detention in grade 4 because we were discussing forests and i said a girraffe lived in the forest and i was serious and the teacher thought i was trying to be funny...

awww that's harsh.

Um...I can't really remember anything...I have a really bad memory!

hahaha!!! thats hilarious!

Ahh Childhood.

Ok so my friend and i had just gotten done watching Toy Story. I felt like messing around so i convinced her that toys really did come alive when we were either sleeping or not there. That night we had a sleepover, and when i was sure that she was asleep, i took my toys and moved them to a different spot. In the morning she was completely sold on the fact that my toys walked to the other side of the room.

lol i didnt tell her that it was me until about a year later.

There was once when i went australia, i wanted to pose with the koalas but they wouldn't let me.. but in the end they did.
I can't remember anything from age 1-9 (maybe some but not all)

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I miss kindergarten and...Nappy time. I would like join all these matresses (those foldable ones..you know..) with all these people and we would have a sleep orgy it was pretty hawt. :]

my childhood was pretty cool. i got in trouble alot. i had alot of fun. lived all over the u.s. mid western and western mostly. it was fun and tuff

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i remember in grade2 ....the teacher smelled feces and asked (commanded) everyone to stand up and she walked down the rows inspecting each of us.....fortunately it wasent me

I remember having put chewing gum in my nose and having my babysitter try to get it out (I was 4 or 5)

I remember crying when I had to sing the national anthem in front of a group of people (I was 3)

I remember being in the room where my parents were following this computer course, and I kept switching the computers off because they made such a cewl DING sound, and that my dad got mad at me for it.(I was 3)

Hmph

I remember drawing on the carpet and walls with texta, my parents weren't too happy

I was fighting with my older brother on my parent's bed and then I pushed him off and he hit his head on the radiator and cried. I was 15.


Jokes. I was about 6.

In 3rd and 4th grade everyday I would be out riding my bike in my neighborhood with my two neighbors. I could probably write a book on the stuff we did, but heres one- we once chased the ice cream man all around our block, just following him on our bikes. i guess he got really mad because he stopped the car and go out and we got really scared. he starts asking us if we want to *fucking* buy anything or if we were just being *asshole* little kids. my neighbor started to cry and her brother just shakes his head and tells the guy we were just riding around. the ice cream man tells us to get *the fuck* away from the truck. he then gets back in, and speeds down the street before putting his happy music on again.

not even joking - we never went to that ice cream man again; my dad always had to go for me.

ROFL. k My mom gave us the talk about strangers
Blaine= my eldest brother
Casey= me (youngest)
Scott= middle thing.



lmfao.

HAHA.

in like 3rd grade all my class would get in trouble because the teacher would give us candy and tell to eat it, but then we would get yelled at for eating it.. she was a dipshitt

Haha, I used to get in trouble for not sleeping during nap time =[

I remember [mostly because my mom still laughs at me for it] one time when I was in kindergarten there was this kid who used to always follow me EVERYWHERE. It was rather annoying. One day during lunch I got up to throw my left over food and stuff into the 'pig' and when I got back he was sitting in my seat and for some reason there were no other seats empty, so I asked him to move like 7 billion times and he wouldn't so Ithen asked the lunch lady and she waslike, "Go find another one."and then I was like, "But there are no more"and she was like, "oh well". So, Iwent back rather angrily and asked him a few more times if he would move and he still didn't bidge so I ended up choking him and as a result lost recess for like 2 weeks and had to sit on the sidewalk. My mom got a letter home and she was laughing at me because she couldn't believe I would have done such a thing haha.

Oh another short memory is that one day when I was playing with barbies I must have heard someone call someone else a bastard so I guess I thought it was a name and that's what I named Ken, 'Bastard' and I would have barbie say things like, "Hey Bastard!" until I got told off.

Daddy didn't love me.

being a little kid suckecd ass for me, i had to go to bed at like 6 or 7 and i got detentiion like crazy, and in second grade my teacher tried to give me drugs for ADD without telling my parents, crazy.

one time when i was like 8 my godmother's daughter slept over my house. she was like my best friend. we always played the lion king (i was nala she was simba and my sister was scar-even though she wanted to be mufasa). but anyway so she slept over and she wakes me up at like 2 am and was like "em, i heard a rat in the basement" so we go down to investigate. she grabs a badminton racket, i grab a part of a toy farm(so i can catch the rat and put it inside) and so we searched for the goddamn rat until morning, and apparently there wasnt one...my mom was upset that we didnt sleep. lolzz

i remember once i was so mad at my brother that i threw a foot rest at him(i was 7)

when i was six, i thought it would be a good idea to give myself some bangs. so i cut them into a zigzag and pretty much screwed up the rest of my hair, too. i had to get my hair cut up short.
i looked like a boy, no joke.

hahahahahh

In grade 7, I was walking home for lunch like always, and then I was going to walk down the pathway I usually do. So, I walked up to it and I saw about 8 12th graders chillaxin in the pathway. I screamed "OMG" and I was so damn afraid because they were really super tall, and I decided to go around the other way. So I ran away, and walked to this fence so I could jump it. I got stuck, and the same group of 12th graders walked down my street and saw me hanging off a fence, and they knew I was trying to avoid them. Gosh, NIGHTMARES.

Not really my child hood... this was like 6th grade... k

I was in a new school, in London. And it was really really hot. So Danni turns around to me and goes
"Do you remember that day in year 4 when it was REALLY hot?"
And i was just like
"No? I wasnt there..."
and she goes "oh"

I pissed myself laughign for like 3 hours. Everyday for a week.

first i was a dog (left)


then i was death (center)


then i was a vampire(right)


then i was a ninja(right)

my parents were always so sweet to me
i remember when i was cold my dad used to put a blanket in the dryer and when he took it out it would be all warm.. i loved it <3

Oh wow. Lmao. That must've sucked bad.

& why is cat on the wall behind you.

one time in grade 2 i was in a grade 2/3 split, but there were only 5 grade 2's in it. so there was a regualr grade 2 class and the teacher was theaching them about strangers or something and she made up a story that i walked home and a white car followed me the whole way and that i ran to my neighbor (who she said was a cop) and they arrested a bad guy that was gonna kidnap me. i was angry cuz everyone belived it. then the grade 2's from my class had to go to hers for religion class and she asked me about it and i was like "well, first off i never walk home, secondly if a white car followed me it was my nanny, thirdly my neighbor is a fireman not a police man, so your story is fake"...she was mad at me.

14 year olds don't have much of a childhood to reminisce about, but...

In kindergarden, on the playground, a 5th grade was playing a game with my friend, so I found a penicl on the ground. From about 5 yards away, I threw it at him, juts meaning to hit the ground by him, but instead it hit him in the eye and I got a detention. I wasn't even awar you could get detention in kindergarden.

Well, I'm 14. I'm not sure if that is still a child, but I'll go back to when I was like a toddler.

The very first thing I remember about being a toddler... was my parents taking down my crib.

Poor little me :'(

at 3, i liked to clog toilets. i would put the whole roll of toilet paper in the toilet and just keep flushing.

when i was 5, i went to the playground at McDonald's and got stuck above the slide because you had to find your way to the slide in order to get out so i just cried and my dad had to come get me.

when i was 9 i got in trouble at school for chewing gum. the teacher spent the whole day yelling at me. instead of getting detention, i got this thing called a sad gram.

at 10 i got in trouble for calling a kid gay. i got another sad gram for that.

at 7 i liked to tell people that their fly was open...it was funny to me at the time.

When i was in second grade me and my two cousins and my best friend went to Chuck E. Cheese with my brother and i was itchy the whole time. The next day (St. Patty's Day) i found out i had chicken pox and gave it to some pregnant mom at my school and my two cousins and friend. I found it really funny.

ahahahaha and the cat thing.


Me and my brother used to have sword fights with the rlyrly good wine glasses.
Our babysitter thought it was cute.

She was completely fired cus I still have a scar on my forehead.... and the glasses were really nice ones =/

well i got suspended in grade 5 for vandalizing the washroom stalls.
my best friend told on me for it.

and i remember just eating lots and getting fat, pretty much. and then i remember losing all that fucking weight. that was a bitch.

I remember in kindergarten a kid through me down an icy hill. It wouldn't have been to bad if the hill wasn't 20 feet high and I hadn't been thrown down a gravel road. So yeah, then we had nap time, and my teacher sent me home because I kept snivelling. I guess she didn't realize my back hurt until then, because most 5 year olds can take that much pain.

When I was 3 I raped my first women and robbed some bank in new york city

I looked like a boy my whole childhood, practically.
Because I would always get ear infections and apparently to get the surgery they had to put my hair back and I wouldn't let them. So my mom just cut my hair short because I got that surgery a billion times. I think that is a lie, because how can you NOT tie back a sedated four year old's hair?

Anyway, it was very traumatizing. People would go up to my mom and be like "What cute little boys you have." and I'd get all sad, mostly because half the time I was wearing girly clothes and people are fucking stupid.



I remember one time my brother decided to climb up our dresser in our closet by pulling out the drawers and using them as ladder steps. It fell on top of him and all you could see was his little hands peaking out the top. I screamed like no other, I thought he died.

My mum dressed my sister and i in the same outfits making us look like twins when we are really not.

I had a recorder where i used to tape my own shows on. I found a few of those tapes a while ago, i was pretty entertaining. Even made my own commercials.

Also, in the weekends in got up extra early and made chocolate muffins for everyone. I took flower, sugar, milk and nesquick and poor it into the muffin shapes, threw it in the oven (while there were still other things in it) and went back to bed.

Mum loved that. Ahem.

K, so when I was in Pre-School (Like, 3/4 years old) we were all playing and drawing pictures. I was with my best friend Joe, who I don't see very much anymores because his friend fancies me and it creeps me out. Anyways..so Joe tried to take my colouring pencil away from me because he wanted to use it. I was like: "NO BITCH! THAT'S MY COLOURING PENCIL!" and he was like "NUH-UH! I WANNA USE IT!" and I was like "FUCK YOU, GIVE IT BACK!" and I stabbed him in the eye with a different colouring pencil. Then the teacher got mad at me and took all my colouring pencils away. I woulda' stabbed her too..but she'd taken them.


Note: All speech was added in by me at this moment in time. I can't remember if anything was really said or not..

Observe:

LOLOLOLOL
Scott and Blaine. As told of above.

I remember... Bleeding all over the stairs.

Oh yeah, and slamming my sister's fingers in a door when she was threee. They went all limp and soft.

Ew, bad childhood.
No wonder I'm so messed up.

Jew?

The Spice Girls - need I say more?!

Oh my god, the Spice Girls made me set fire my room in a house in France!

THEY ARE SATAN.
Well, not quite.
They had some kickass songs, which is possibly more than Satan can say.

I don't know, I don't know the guy personally.
I'm more aquainted with God, my holy father.
Yes.

Lol when i was 4 my mom went and took a nap (leaving me alone)...i got really bored and thought that it would be funny if i covered my mom's room in white. So i went and found some baby powder and put it in one of those fan thingys....my mom was sooooooooo pissed.lol but it was halarious...she shouldnt have left her child alone!

Hmm. Memories.

My brother is two years younger than me. That always led to me hurting him in some way or another.

When I was somewhere around the age of 6 I locked the door to the bathroom with my brother in it, then closed the door. My parents spent awhile trying to explain to him how to unlock the door. He could barely reach the door at the time.

About a year later, we were fighting over something in the bathroom. I closed the door on him while he was inside and held it shut so he couldn't get out. He told me to open it, so I slammed it open and the door knob hit him right in the eye. He spent the rest of the night in the hospital.

eating sudocream/vaseline and i think butter....so yes..........childhood fun!

You sound a little bit too much like me, you cruel, cruel child.

I was a happy kid, with a happy childhood.
Lots of happy Meals at Mcdonalds, no worries at all.

LOL MEXICANS.



Jk.

When I were about 5, my brother and I had this little watergun. I came up with the bright idea of filling it with red food coloring. While we were supposed to be taking a shower, we were actually having a water fight. When my mom walked into the bathroom, the whole place was red with pretend blood. We where grounded for awhile with that one.