Whats your favorite day to day quote?

Mine would have to be:

"Sue me"

thats what she said

"This is lame."

"You want something to put in your mouth?"

My dad when he asked me if I wanted something to eat.

"I'm not emo!"

Bless Lib's tiny little socks. She's so emo.

"Kick ass while there's ass to be Kicked"

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PS: I wanna tap that duck leo.

... "badonkey".....
I made that up, and I want it to be a global saying and to get full credit. Got it?

(pron. *buh-don-ky*)

And who doesn't?

On topic: "Well, no-one cares Ellis!"

Said at least once a day by someone in my tutor group.
(of course we do care really, everyone worships Ellis)



What context? I plan to use that word as soon as possible. And obv. give all credit to you.

Not in any kind of context. Just throw it in wherever you can. Like "I was just in my room on hot summer's day playing badonkey with my big sister when a huge man came in and waved a badonkey at us" or whatever.
I do it in a newsreader's voice while reading the politics section of the newspaper.
It's funny. For a while. It get's old fast, but only cause nobody ever gets it.

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
Which is ancient latin for: I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

fluffernutter

one I use everyday.

Ah right...

"lol'' is mine..

lol, rofl,lmao

What '' name ''? YOU GOT A COCK IN YOUR MOUTH?
Yeah I know it's really imature but I can't help it....When there'S 40 people arround and you want to piss someone off...it's great.

rofl

i say this whenever i have ntohing better to say

"silly <insert person who i am talking to's name in here> trix are for kids"

HAHA.. thats really original!
good one

hahahah you stole mine... you theifff ahhhh!

How often do you say 'lmao' in person?

Actually...we say it quite a lot. (pron. 'la-mayo') Instead of laughing.

My favourite thing is shouting 'No, I will NOT have sex with you!' to a friend in a busy crowd.

i called your boyfriend Gay and he hit me with his purse <3 lol


:-)

hahahaha i love that one too but its kinda weird...

"Mmmkizzle"

Mine is definately, "you were supposed to cut him up in smaller pieces before flushing him down the toilet".

who the fuck is Les Mahoia

i like to say (even though i'm scottish but its from smosh so thats why i use them)

drink apple juice. O.J will kill you.

oh! oh shyit! i got sum on ma pants!

mmmm... yuuuummyy.... ew a rubber band

"Everyday you see a light at the end of the tunnel, but somedays that light is from an oncoming train"

Anus

'WHAT THE FUCK IS A FUCKING SHOE DOING HERE?!'

"WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!!" Invader Zim.

fave every day quote of the day would be.....

"w00tificationess!"

had fun making that up x

Pron. Fuck tha po-leese.

"That's not how you eat a carrot, you doof!" That's usually directed at Casey when she sticks carrots up unusual places.

"you hear me?"-- ms peachez

Bill Clinton!!!!!!!! or somtimes i just stare into the sky and wait until someone asks what im looking at. im like, dont you see it, its superman!!!!!!

Mine is "See you in Hell!"

no shit sherlock

and

for the last time dean rosenberg I AM NOT DRUNK!!!... OR HIGH!

I HATE YOU.
And its a cucumber.
In your anus.


And you asked me to. .

BUT WHATEVER!

"if the glove don't fit, you must acquit!"

"SON!"

What the fuck, Charles

"Jog on"....................

"if yoor not cheating, yoor not trying" its true...

" If you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it off?"
" Don't worry <insert name here> the puberty bunny will visit you soon."
" FUCK YOU, with something hard and sand papery!"
" Stop caressing my pubes." (long story)

Say hello to my LITTLE FRIEND!! haha

This one may seem weird, disgusting and random but if you were me or any of my friends youd totally understand it and pee your pants from laughing


Put in some porn!


I Love Banana Man!

Make sure you dress emo... (pj)


Or if someone says perhaps 'my hand hurts.' I say mine doesn't, or 'I went to the movies yesterday' I didn't... Get the idea?... Apparently it's really annoying, which only gives me incentive to do it more...

"It's all fun and gamesuntill you get caught!"

You ate that and a bag of potato chips gotta love it