There's been a few threads about assorted creepy people on Public Transport (trains, buses, etc), and they relate to varying things.
I catch public transport (2 trains and 4 buses) every day.
I have fantastic stories of assorted freaks and weirdos on the trains and buses, as I'm sure a lot of us do.

Creepy, weird, wonderful, funny stories all go here.

I'll share a couple to get us started.
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As I said in another thread (EvanTheAmazing's), there was a guy at my train station who was begging me to write down his number and telling me all this weird personal shit about himself while offering me smokes.
He was very open about the fact that he liked me and that I had to hook up with him before he goes back to jail this month (he also said the jail time was for something serious, though he didn't say what). I don't think he had any real intention of harming me (although I was still shit scared because I was in a rotten suburb at night and there was nobody around to help me), but he was the sort of "friendly" that made me think he had serious mental issues, like skizophrenia or something. Anyway, my dad picked me up that night and I got away.
Then he found me again a few days later and was even weirder. Although he didn't stop to chat, he had completely forgotten ever meeting me and asked me for smokes while jumping up and down. Then he did some weird voodoo moves and tried to cast a spell on me or something and touched my hands. Gross. Anyway, once he left, a really cute Spanish/Phillipine guy came to my rescue and made sure I was ok.

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There's a woman who always catches the same train and bus home as me. She's like 50 and boy do I have some stories about her. She has a really obnoxiously loud voice (I mean, the volume of a normal person's loudest shout), and insists on calling various different friends during the journey home and telling them all about her day. She'll yell to them for like 5 minutes, then hang up, and 30 seconds later be talking to another. She always calls the same woman at the same time every day to tell her we're driving down her street now. Then she makes the woman come outside to wave to her. What confuses me, is that she talks to the woman like she's a very small child. She puts on a creepy crooning voice (I guess it's her idea of a nice voice) and asks her things like "Are you being good for your mummy?" A few times I really thought she was talking to a kid, but then I actually saw her when she came outside and she was a 40 year old lady.
Yesterday this loudmouth was singing on the train. Now that is a voice that will make you want to cut off your own head.

One time I threw a five cent piece to a little girl, and this woman got up out of her seat like 10 metres away and waddled over for the five cents like a hawk. That's fucking desperation. Nobody's THAT poor. You can't even buy anything for 5 cents. Not anything.


Anyway, I have a zillion more stories, but I'll shut up for now.
Post yours.

lulz I would put something in here but public transport in my town consists of a couple of blue buses that are prone to running into cars. hell they ran into me, and that just leaves the train that goes one way to the nearest capital city and a fucking taxi service that costs me $60 to get home from town and that spends most of its time looking like bumbs hanging around the dark spots of the city.

Sorry.

That made me laugh hysterically for some reason.
I didn't even understand any of it.


But it did remind me of another cool transport story I have.
Which I would write, but I'm not allowed!

UGH! Just write it then, I give you permission just this once

my friend was in the train and this guy kept rubbing his penis to her ass.
she was too shock to move but stopped at the next station.

I like public transports.
Especialy in the summer time, because thre is tone of foreign people.
I feel kinda relaxed on the train.. I dunno why.
Maybe it would be whole different story if I'd be woman.

Drunks on trains make my day.
I get at least two a week.
They're hilarious. The funny thing is though, that half of them are on the 7 am train.
I didn't even know you could get drunk that early.

Also, old and senile people are fantastic. They have the most .... interesting conversations.

Havent met one yet.
So far i've only seen those senile and crazy people who dance, sing and talk to themselves

The train is usually okay, as long as it's at a decent hour.
Last year I used to have to catch the bus to the hyperdome after school everyday, and there's this drunk(homeless?) guy who was there everyday, he'd come up asking for money for the bus, and just the smell of him was enough to make me dry retch. One time he grabbed my ass, I wanted to punch him in the fucking head. Another time he tried to kiss my sister, she dropped him.

I actually like to catch the trains with friends, because you can just sit and chill for like half an hour.

Awh, I don't have any weird public transport stories

Although, one day my bus driver tried to give me a huge wad of cash, which was amusing.

Also catching the bus home, half the time we had this one bus driver who I still am unsure about the true gender of. No joke.

I seriously love public transport. It smells like sweaty old men and piss, and because I'm young I always have to stand (a lot of the time squished up against hairy, sweaty old men who smell like piss), but I really do like it. I mean, not those things, but ...
Going on the train when I feel like shit and seeing other people that are going somewhere and reminding myself of all these other lives going on makes me feel better.
Like I could catch a train with a woman who is going to the hospital to see her mother, a dad who's going to a baseball game, an aspiring singer on the way to a club, etc.
And even though I have no idea where any of them are going, it's nice to see all the different reasons for being in the same place at the same time.

Most of the time it's just people going to and from work and school though...

I did see a really gorgeous young couple on the train talking and cuddling and laughing together. I love that sort of thing. It's so nice.

and why didn't you take it?

sitting on the train alone sucks.

I saw a drunk chick being taken advantage of by a sober chick once.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hmm.. That was hot. ;D

No it wasn't, not when your friend is sitting there staring intently. He was being more freaky then they were.

I'd stare too.. Believe me on that. ;D

I was about 13 on a bus in the middle of the night. (God knows why, crappy parenting i guess) And there was the 17 or 18 year oldgroaning and panting from the back of the bus. Seeing as it was only me, her and the bus driver on the bus it was seriously awkward.

LMFAO!!! She wanted you bad!!! Hope she had nothing in her hands

TOL. Who knows. I was in London so it was probably either a weirdo or just some druggie who was extremely horny.

i once tried sitting beside two guys that looked like the kind of people that would.. rape you..

UNCARE....unless you tell what happened!

Hmm Well when i was in yr 6 there was this lady who had some kind of problem with her mind (and it looked like she had a problem with her face aswell) and when i catch the bus she would always get on in her pajamas and she smelled like alcohol all the time!! and this one day she started yelling at everyone for no reason and she got abusive. She got so bad that she had to be restrained by the police... What happened was she was yelling out things like she was going to kill these 7 yr old and the bus driver called the police and organized for them to meet him at the next stop and so there they were and they apprehended her and i havnt seen her ever since so i dont know whats happened... im now in yr 9

Where I live it's quite fun to go by bus in the typical "drunken-teens-holidays", like midsummer's eve (at least in Sweden all the teenagers get drunk at that day)... Anyway this midsummer I went by bus to a little town by the ocean where all the parties are. And when I entered the bus it's full of drunk teenagers singing a song about how much they hate my class... That was kinda wierd. ^^

well, the second guy kept looking at me like i'm some kind of.. sexy, slutty girl.. but i ain't one.. he kept licking his lips!! and the one sitting nearest to me kept trying to put his arm around me.. and to tell ya the truth, he stinked. the next stop, i got out of the bus and went to the nearest toilet to vomit. my intention was to vomit, but i ended up doin my business..

LULCANO!

seriously, though..

lolalot

I was coming home from college one day and got cuaght in traffic... as buses always manage to do.
This time though it was because of some gas explosion.
So i was on the bus for over 2 hours sat next to this guy whos hair look like he lived in the grease at Macdonalds and stunk heavilly of alcohol and anal excretion.
Worst 2 hours of my life.

Yesterday there was this guy annoying the fuck out of me... he was playing one of those mobile phone games (the music from that being the most annoying part)... he was really dirty... dirty clothes... disgusting ratty hair... the works..
But he kept knocking me occasionally... but always apologised and was really nice....
so up until just a cpl minutes ago when i decided i would post him as a horror story i thought he was a real scummy jackass...... but when i remembered how nice he seemed when he was apologising i realised he just wasnt very smart..
and i felt like a such a cunt for thinkin all those bad things...

but on a happy note... there was this old senile man sitting on a wooden chair on the corner of two main streets in the city..... police were there trying to move him.... but he wouldnt budge...
he was dressed in a nice old mans suit.. white hair combed to the side... bow tie.... arms crossed shaking his head.
i couldnt hear it as i was scootin past on the tram... but it made me smile
(n i just realised he probably DOES have mental problems and i feel bad again for laughing)

I was taking the subway a few days ago. Some guy walked up to me asking me if I wanted a sip of his starbucks. I said "No, no thank you." and I walked away and sat down. A few minutes later I saw him again in the row in front of me, and he told me the coffee was sent from God, and I need to drink it to get to heaven. I laughed and said no thanks. THEN when I got off the train, he came up to me and asked me if I wanted a beer. I ran.

There was a woman JUST like that on my old bus. She was like, half my height, and as wide as she was tall. I could have rolled her down the road. Anyway, she was insane... This one time, she showed me and my friend an example of what an old person does everyday. It involved a cane and flushing dentures down the toilet. That's all I could make of it. She was just weird... Another guy always asked me and my brother what we had for breakfast. Like, YELLED it "WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? DID YOU HAVE PANCAKES!? WAFFLES? HAM?"

sometimes if we, me and my sister, don't feel like walking home, we take the public bus. (our school one is horrible.) unless we don't have our gangster two-seater bike with us ;].
so one time, we were on there & this really cooked out old man started humming this voo-doo stuff. then he started talking to us & we didn't know the hell he was saying. plus it was raining so he was completely drenched. he started to follow us when it was our stop, so we told the bus driver & i guess he made him stay after so we could get off.
ugh, gives me shivers.

I hate public transportation, especially busses. There are really scary people on them and they smell like pee. They are so filthy!

well this isnt really a horror story but i was on the subway and i wasnt paying attention to anything and i was just jumping in my seat and the ones left to me and right to me back and forth because i was bored and i didnt notice, but some lady sat down beside me with her kids and i jumped in her lap... i apologized afterwards haha

i know that one time i was in a taxi in mexico...and the driver was driving like he had never drove before. i really thought that we were going to die...cause he kept running off the road [ which the roads were really broken and cracked...

but we made it to where we wanted to go...safe and sound =]

bitch how meny thredz u be makin' a day?

i remember riding in a taxi to lukes house one night and that lady was the coolest mutha fuka alive haha she even came and picked us up..and gave us two rides for the price of one =D

i acutally like it.

I hate public transportation! Especially when its crowded and the bus driver keeps letting more and more people come and in and you can't even hardly breathe anymore

The problem here is with the buses being crammed too full and still people being left at the bus stop. The bus drivers have left without me so many times.

The bus will pull up with like 60 people in it, with 35 at the bus stop trying to get on it, the driver will let 15 people on and tell the other 20 to piss off.
It's stupid.

Our busses never are full,
Not many people take the bus here,
most people cycle..
Holland, obviously