HOW IT WORKS:

you make a wish and the person to reply next says "wish granted but..."
and they will destroy the wish...

then THEY make a wish...

EXAMPLE:

i wish i had cake....

[next person]: wish granted but you get a HUGE bellyache..
i wishh....blah blah blah....


ill go first: i wish i was tired...

Wish granted. but when you rest... you'll never wake up again?

I wish for a Jackson guitar

wish granted, but when it arrives at your doorstep you find it broken into 5 pieces.


i wish i was batman

ish granted but when your fighting the joker he blows your head off =p


I wish i had 100 billion dollars

wish granted but with your newfound wealth you become the number one target of mafias the world over and you get capped son!


i wish fall out boy would commit group suicide.

wish granted but all the fan girls get them elected into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame where they are remembered as the best band ever or eva as they would say it

^thats a scary thought

i wish that i had a time machine that only worked forwards in time

Wish granted, but it can't take you home again and you end up stuck in the future where the whole world is ruled by giant cockroaches.

I wish for everyone to love me.

Wish granted, but Leepay hates you because you made a trophy off paint instead of photoshop for the MovieScreencapChallenge

I wish I could hardcore dance.

Wish Granted. BUT you broke your leg "walking the dog"

I wish i had some Starbucks.

Wish granted, but while "walking your dog", instead of being at your friend's party, a young irish lad comes up to you and starts doing the worm. You are confused, then start to dance
...He steals it...

I wish I knew spanish

Wish granted, But learning Spanish you go onto a Spanish chat room think you are talking to a Spanish lady you arrange to meet she turns out to be a 8 ft tall steroid abusing boxer. He kills you =]

I wish i met Hayley Williams. =D

BUT SHE THEN TURNS OUT TO BE A GUY AND STILL WANTS TO "MET" YOU
...I don't meet up with spanish ladies on the interent
and the fact I'm a girl...


I wish Devine and I were Tarzan and Jane <3

wish granted BUT i left for a hunkier man.

I wish i was back at the beach.

Wish granted, but a tidal wave hits and destroys everything. It also washes up thousands of killer jellyfish onto the shore.

I wish I was better at music.

wish granted but you get signed by a crooked talent scout who lures you into his limo and then forces you to give him a blowjob.... kind of like in team america.

i wish beowulf would come out sooner! i cant wait until november

wish granted bu as ur at the store getting it somejerk walks up to u and tells u everything that happens before u pay for ir

i with i could teleport anywhere at anytimeand was invinsible

wish granted but u travel to a land where people can see stuff that is invisible

I wish i could meet green day

well its coming out in theaters, and i already know whats gonna happen because it was a book first.


granted. you guys really hit it off and when you leave they say they'll call you but they never do. HOWEVER you hear one day that theyre hanging out with an older, sexier fan and that they dont even remember who you are.


i wish i could draw

Granted. You learn to draw, enter an art contest, forget to put your name, your picture wins, but you are never recognized for your artistic ability.

I wish I had a awesome house/mansion.

There already is a thread like this.

To stay on topic:
It burns down.

i dont really get gerians theres not even a question

but not to get too offtopic is that the book about the German Shepperd ?

well i wishh that i had a better computer


EDIT nvm i found out what it is

...

wish granted but when you find out what it is it is going to kill you.

I wish i could type 1000 words a minute

you did and your fingers typed so fast they popped of...



i wish i could breathe under water.

wish granted, but then you cannot breathe on land.

I wish I was pretty.

And then you die the next day.


I wish I could get and XBOX 360.

You get an XBOX 360, but you lose your arms and legs.

you dont wish anything?
wish not granted

I wish I had a new trumpet

Wish granted, but you got no mouth anymore.


I wish I had the best laptop ever.

After you got the laptop, 24 better models came out right after and you can't return the one you got.


I wish I SSBB would come out sooner.

i wish i had something to do.

Wish granted, but you're dead

I wish i have peguin as a pet

wish graunted but it's dead


i wish i worked in the wwe (world wrestling entertainment)

Wish granted, but everybody on wwe is dead

I wish I was a famous pimp

wish granted, but you get no hoes and your pimp hand aint strong

i wish oprah went bankrupt

wish graunted but she finds oil on a desert island and becomes richer then before

i wish eddie gurrero was still alive

Wish granted, but when Eddie Gurrero was still alive, u died.


I wish I had a few cool pets.

you do, but there dead, half rotten pets.

i wish i was hulk hogan

Wish granted, but your the weak figure of Hulk Hogan.

I wish I had the coolest car ever.

wish granted but then you find out it doesn't have a cup holder and it blows up

i wish i could sing

wish granted but then you cannot hear.

i wish i went to a school i enjoyed.

Wish granted but then your parents made your whole family move far far away.

I wish I could play the drums

Wish granted, but then you get in a bad car accident and lose both arms and a leg.

I wish I had a pet Monkey named Lenard.

Granted, but it has rabies and it bites yo ass.

I wish that I had 20/20 vision.

wish granted, but that would be your only sense, no hearing, smelling, tasting, touching

i wish i could meet all the members in the band rush

wish granted but, when they meet you they find out your a nerd and beat the crap out of you.

I wish i could be the best electric guitar player and get inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame

omg my wishhhhhhhh you ruined it, omg actually i would feel honored getting beat up by rush, haha lol jk

im playing again

wish granted but you become the best player then your hands fall off then get voted into the rock and roll hall of fame and die the next day, man sorry thats a lil harsh lol

i wish i could get geddy back from my friend cuz she stole him. lol i expect no one to understand that

wish granted. but when you get him back, he moves far away and never comes back. and ya..i dont understand, lol.

i wish i lived next door to spiderman.

wish granted, but you find out it is just a fat fan boy in a costume.

I wish I could go to Japan