anyone got interesting storys bout sex ed? my only one was asking to do a experiment on reproduction =D

My teacher was explaining that semen has sugars in it, and a girl just blurts out:

"Is that why it's a little sweet?"

Everyone looked at her.

She walked out of the classroom.

My sisters Sex Ed teacher brought in a model penis and started scratching herself with it infront of everyone.

The teacher asked one of my male classmates to demonstrate on how to put a condom over a banana. The boy was having a hard time placing it over the fruit, so the teacher said, "Stick the banana between your legs and put the condom on it."

Then we had a field trip in the park. We were playing a game where the person says the description of a sex-ed related term, and two opposing teams quickly answer what the word is.
Well, one girl screamed out "PENIS!" All the passerbys stared at her, and an old couple scowled at her.

Uhm.. In my sister class, the teacher brought in a box of flavoured condoms and passed one out to each member of the class, and one girl tasted hers..

Yeah.
My class was boring.

AAHAHAHAH

Nothing happened. You'd think something would've.......

That teacher must be good! I mean... molesting EVERYONE??

That takes skill.

.....I'm confused......

teacher brought in model penis's, then gave one and a condom to everyone in the class, and we ll had to try to out in on it...at one point someone took the condom and threw it at the teacher

fun stuff

In primary school, the teacher was explaining what masturbation was and one kid turned to his friend and said "Oh yeah that's like what we do together isn't it?"

They were 11. Sick.

leepay i believe it went like this

in biology class once, the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
The girl started crying and left class

AH HA HA HAH HA HAH HAHA

THAT'S THE ONE! Thanks

This thread won't last haha.



You edited your post before I replied. You had said taht there was a teacher that was accused of molesting everyone.

Hahaha.. That's hilarious.

Poor girl..
I bet you all laughed at her.

No haha this is a well know joke/funny story. It didn't happen to me or fredman

it`s the first thread that made me laugh today, so i hope it lasts

ya, it hapend when i went over to brazil with leepay

Heh.. I really don't get American/English humor.

I already thought that you two are schoolmates.

But then I realized that Fred is European and you.. Amm.. Brazilian?

HAHAHAHA

We don't have sex ed in Holland.


LOL.

this didnt happen when i was in there cause i dont have it till this year but its a female teacher and all the guys were messing around so shed whisper the female parts and shout the male parts and when she shouted penis one kid said "yeah you like those you you mrs hannon" and shes like "what that supposed to mean?" and hes like "well you just had your second baby in 2 years didnt you" ...he got sent into the hall

Girl raises hand.

Girl: Is it illegal if a 22 year old has sex with a 16 year old?

Teacher: Yes, that is called unlawful sex with a minor.

Girl puts hand down.

Girl raises hand.

Girl: Is it illegal if it's anal sex only?

Teacher: Yes.

I laugh an extremely loud "HA!"

Girl glares at me.

Teacher glares at me.

I pretend I'm looking at something on the other side of the room.

that was on snopes

nothin too much for me.. at the middle school i went to two kids were caught having sex.. then again last year at the high school a girl was "raped", now she's saying she lied though.

news articles
Middle School

High School

I wasn't there, unfortunately, but the teacher once tasted a condom. The most funny was just some things I don't have in mind to translate into English right now, maybe I'll try later when I'm not newly asleep.

wow. haha!


That's what I'd do.


Oh Lord!

Hahahaha you Dutch are born with that knowledge,

in sex ed I beat off under the desk until I cam inside my sex ed booklet, this process took 5 seconds and I got caught white handed

We had a guy get a boner when he was holding the model penis in his demonstration. Yah, he had to go home.

A girl asked if you were suposed to bleed your first time..

AHAHAHHAH GOD.

boy raises hand: I have a boner
boy jerks it off

holy shit hahahahaha. i cant think of any good stories off the top of my head but ill post them if i think of any.

Not in my class but in my little brother's a boy asked if it was normal to wake up with bonors every morning cause he did.

well one kid asked what the average size of a guys penis is to which the teacher responded "5-7 inches." another kid felt that it was the perfect time to shout: "I'M 8 1/2!" yeah, he got kicked out.

My teacher did this at the very start of the first class.
"Ok, I don't want you giggling and wasting time in this class so I want you to get it out of your system once and for all, Penis, ok I said it laugh it up because I don't want to here you laugh again for the rest of this class.

what would have been great is if no one made a sound when she said that.

well one time I wasn't paying attention in sex ed and all of the sudden the teacher asks me to explain masturbation.
so I stumble and say
" umm... partner places.......hand in vagina?"

everyone laughs and the teacher says
"why don't you stick ur whole arm in there"

and also my friend had to explain something and instead of penis she said penuts and ruined peanuts for me.

nothing really funny. just some u had to be there moments.

a kid in my class asked if it was natural to have acne on your penis.

sex ed was the funniest class this year
my teacher was a guy and it was his first year teaching, so it made it extrememly awkward and funny!
i guess the funniest part was when he was talking about condoms and then a girl in our class started video taping on her cellphone and he';s like "what the hell are you doing!?"
she put the video online and it was hilarious! haha

my dude friend who shall have no name kept asking when we were gonna do sex ed (everyday) and the 1st gay the teacher asked him y he wanted to know so bad and he said "cuz i want to know how many times i can use it before its broken and i need viagra" lol

i meant to say day!!!

ive gotten queefed on a bunch of times.

it makes me giggle

1. ewww
2. how???
nvm... dont tell me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

while our health teacher was talkin about how u deliver a baby, a girl passed out. it was actually kinda scary cuz she hit her head.

ours went like this:
our teacher invited a speaker over and.... THEY MOLESTED EVERYONE!!

nah, thats not what happened..


they just told us if you don't want to get pregnant, don't do it. thats it. period. that's just the summary. they actually showed us a clip!!! ew!! porn in school!! ew!! ew!!

This guy who came in when showing us how to put a condom on started rubbing the fake penis. Pretty horrific really.

It didn't happen to me, but every time I hear it, I die laughing.

Years ago, when high school was the only time that they taught sex ed in schools, my mom was sitting in on a class in which they passed condoms around to everyone before they had explained what they were and what they were for. So, of course, waiting for the lesson to begin (like mother like daughter, I suppose), curiosity killed the cat.

My mom thought it was some kind of balloon.

Opened up the package, started blowing it up.

...

She lost her grip and it shot off and hit the teacher in the back of the head. She was suspended for two days.

lol how do u turn of email niotifications ive just woke up and am straighting my hair and it keeps saying i have fooking emails

OH MY GOD... curiosity does kill the cat... *gets cat away from science experiment*