A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.

The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.

"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

Source:
http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id=30769...V2HQUwwOO6gOrgF

I believe the phrase I'm looking for here is, simply: lol.

You typed drawf, I actually thought that was a word I didn't know for a second.

Anyway, I heard this on the radio yesterday
Poor little thing.

Poor drawf.
What kind of act do you need an vacuum cleaner for?
and why was it so close to his penis.. O.o

Poor little thing.

Haha, poor dwarf

Poor dwarf indeed

Poor drawf.
What kind of act do you need an vacuum cleaner for?
and why was it so close to his penis.. O.o

Hahahahahahaha... I mean, poor guy

FUCKING RACEST!!

What does it matter that it was a dwarf/little person/vertically challenged Englishman, it could have just as easily have been a tall person or an average person, what about a dwarf/little person/vertically challenged Englishman is so damn funny to you people, dwarves/little people/vertically challenged Englishmen have enough shit to put up with without this sort of embarrassing thing happening and everybody laughing because "a dwarf did it" I bet it wouldn't be half as funny if a "normal" person did it you guys should be ashamed of yourselves, I WISH YOU WERE ALL DWARVES SO YOU WOULD KNOW HOW IT FEELS!!!!!!1


"I told you not to disturb me while I'm cleaning my room!"

"I told you not to disturb me while I'm cleaning my room!"

If you are stupid enough to:

1. Put ur penis inside a vacuum cleaner...
2. infront of a crowd of people
3. with wet superglue on it

then you were asking for the embarrasment. What was he thinking?

If you are stupid enough to:

1. Put ur penis inside a vacuum cleaner...
2. infront of a crowd of people
3. with wet superglue on it

then you were asking for the embarrasment. What was he thinking?

I believe it says "british"
not English.
RACEST!

SHUT UP!!!
Stop looking at me!!
And by the way, I can't say "Britishman" .... poo poo face.


*shoots self in face*

What about the people who paid to see that xD

Well then I guess they got their moneys worth .....if thats what they are into I guess.

I would pay money nót to see that.

can you imagine the trip the hospital with a vaccum cleaner attached to your penis

can you imagine the trip the hospital with a vaccum cleaner attached to your penis

I can, I just don't want to.

haha.

This made me wonder,do dwarfs allso have miniature penis'?

This made me wonder,do dwarfs allso have miniature penis'?

that's not funny
it's sad

well if a really tiny dwarf had a normal sized penis, I rather think he'd look a tad bit odd.

Don't be such a wet blanket. Laugh at the handicapped person's embaressment.


You'll feel better!

i'm sorry but that kinda sucks and i'm not ususally a wet blanket
first of all being a dwarf
being so un-normal you have to resort to to circus entertainment
where no one cares about you, just your freak show
and then to top it getting your penis stuck
ouch
and the immense amout of embarrassment
that just sucks

I might have said you can laugh at him for being handicapped and being the most embaressed he's been in his life, but dan't call them a dwarf!

Here I am trying to laugh at the guy, and your calling him a freak show! How dare you.

i'm not calling him a freak show
but what he works for is a "freak show"
and PS he is a dwarf, i don't even need to "call" him that

I know. I was joking around that whole time...

OMG poor guy...
How old was he?

that is a strange act for a circus, putting your penis in a vacuum cleaner.