Funkmasterfreshiec
Aug. 27, 2007. 03:23 PM
Everyone has one thing they exceed at for no real reason, one ability that they can always count on. What is yours?
Mine is the ability to -always- get home, no matter where I am, how much money I have, how incapacitated I am.
fantastic4minus2
Aug. 30, 2007. 06:38 AM
well uh... my power is uh.. to have the power of a thousand suns in my hair (I am ginger!)
dont mess with me or I'll blind you for life!
What_in_tarnation?
Aug. 30, 2007. 06:46 AM
My ability to have to drink double the amount as most people to be as wasted as they are.
toreen
Aug. 30, 2007. 06:53 AM
Do everything at the last minute and still be alright.
OzRocks
Aug. 30, 2007. 06:55 AM
explosive diarrhoea
carrot4807
Aug. 30, 2007. 06:56 AM
FLYING LIKE SPIDERMAN! i mean SUPER SPIDEY POWER!!!!!!
StellarSara
Aug. 30, 2007. 06:59 AM
I wish i could fly...
izeoftheworld
Aug. 30, 2007. 07:40 AM
Well I play the drums and I've just noticed that whenever we're performing, i always just seem to lock in and nail everything, which is kind of weird because i don't usually feel comfortable under pressure.
monsterstreet
Aug. 30, 2007. 08:50 AM
hmm me umm..everything always turns out the way i wanted it to in the end. its kinda cool.lawl. XD
woohoo
Aug. 30, 2007. 08:56 AM
I can feel cold but it is hard for me to get cold so I am kinda like that ice man guy on Ripley's believe it of not
flaming-ace
Aug. 30, 2007. 09:03 AM
QUOTE(OzRocks @ Aug. 30, 2007. 06:55 AM) [snapback]555864[/snapback]
explosive diarrhoea
cool i dont want to mess with you
i have the ability to give noobs seizures
GRRiliketotype
Aug. 30, 2007. 09:05 AM
i can sing wonderfully
and i can always put a smile on everyone's face
that does not include these smosh people
errrrrrrrrr
Aug. 30, 2007. 09:07 AM
ummmmm, my super power would be to fly or stop time or read minds or sompthin cause then when your talking to a hot guy, you csan see what the hell they are acually thinking
flaming-ace
Aug. 30, 2007. 09:11 AM
QUOTE(errrrrrrrrr @ Aug. 30, 2007. 09:06 AM) [snapback]556069[/snapback]
ummmmm, my super power would be to fly or stop time or read minds or sompthin cause then when your talking to a hot guy, you csan see what the hell they are acually thinking
its not what
would be your superpower its what
is your superpower, k
so what can you do?
Frank
Aug. 30, 2007. 09:13 AM
I have LAZURR-eyez!!
rainydaze
Aug. 30, 2007. 09:30 AM
It doesn't matter wtf you are talking about, I can always come into your conversation with some scientific fact.
Whenever I am out somewhere with people, I am always the only one with a watch, therefore I am the keeper of time, I created my own time zone EST (Emily standard time)
elephunklvr11
Aug. 30, 2007. 09:34 AM
QUOTE(Funkmasterfreshiec @ Aug. 27, 2007. 03:23 PM) [snapback]551101[/snapback]
Everyone has one thing they exceed at for no real reason, one ability that they can always count on. What is yours?
Mine is the ability to -always- get home, no matter where I am, how much money I have, how incapacitated I am.
mine is that i can always laugh at something i did no matter how embarassing it was.
Touch MiCrouch
Aug. 30, 2007. 09:36 AM
I'm always right. really.
errrrrrrrrr
Aug. 30, 2007. 09:38 AM
QUOTE(Touch MiCrouch @ Aug. 30, 2007. 11:36 AM) [snapback]556117[/snapback]
I'm always right. really.
thats pretty high on your self
xoxenglishbabexox
Aug. 30, 2007. 09:40 AM
I can talk at twice the speed of normal people for hours without stopping for breath. There's no such thing as an awkward silence with me around. But I have to repeat myself a lot cos I talk too fast for people to hear me. And if I do go quiet it means I hate you and you should leave.
flaming-ace
Aug. 30, 2007. 09:40 AM
QUOTE(rainydaze @ Aug. 30, 2007. 09:30 AM) [snapback]556112[/snapback]
It doesn't matter wtf you are talking about, I can always come into your conversation with some scientific fact.
Whenever I am out somewhere with people, I am always the only one with a watch, therefore I am the keeper of time, I created my own time zone EST (Emily standard time)
thats a very good response!
white.and.nerdy
Aug. 30, 2007. 09:41 AM
Uhh... well no matter how hard I get hit or how i land when I fall, I never break anything.
For example... One time I was playing soccer and a kid twice my size kicked the ball as hard as he could at the same instant I did, and then I flew into the air, did a flip, and landed hard on my wrists... I got up and played the rest of the game with barely a scratch.
errrrrrrrrr
Aug. 30, 2007. 09:45 AM
QUOTE(white.and.nerdy @ Aug. 30, 2007. 11:41 AM) [snapback]556126[/snapback]
Uhh... well no matter how hard I get hit or how i land when I fall, I never break anything.
For example... One time I was playing soccer and a kid twice my size kicked the ball as hard as he could at the same instant I did, and then I flew into the air, did a flip, and landed hard on my wrists... I got up and played the rest of the game with barely a scratch.
wow thats pretty amazing, whats your last name??
Mr. Trauma
Aug. 30, 2007. 09:46 AM
Euhm.. I can talk and breathe under water.
erCinxoxo
Aug. 30, 2007. 09:49 AM
MY SUPER POWER IS THAT I CAN DO LIKE ANYTHING IN SCHOOL AND NOT GET CAUGHT BY TEACHERSLAST YEAR I THREW A GOGURT AT SOME KID AND THE PRINCIPAL WAS STANDING LIKE 3 FEET AWAY AND SHE YELLED AT HIM FOR MAKING A MESS OUT OF HIMSELF IT WAS THYE BESTESTEST
The Cropolite
Aug. 30, 2007. 10:16 AM
I have ninja like stealth and accuracy in the art of silent killing. Also, my hands tend to get, really hot and stuff at anytime of the year.
youbetterthanjackass
Aug. 30, 2007. 10:16 AM
i pay taxes !
uuuuuuuuu
flaming-ace
Aug. 30, 2007. 11:20 AM
QUOTE(youbetterthanjackass @ Aug. 30, 2007. 10:16 AM) [snapback]556173[/snapback]
i pay taxes !
uuuuuuuuu
ha ha ok thats the best response now, closely followed by rainydaze
youbetterthanjackass
Aug. 30, 2007. 11:28 AM
QUOTE(flaming-ace @ Aug. 30, 2007. 10:19 PM) [snapback]556283[/snapback]
QUOTE(youbetterthanjackass @ Aug. 30, 2007. 10:16 AM) [snapback]556173[/snapback]
i pay taxes !
uuuuuuuuu
ha ha ok thats the best response now, closely followed by rainydaze

meh and rainydaze are badasses !
flaming-ace
Aug. 30, 2007. 11:34 AM
QUOTE(youbetterthanjackass @ Aug. 30, 2007. 11:28 AM) [snapback]556295[/snapback]
QUOTE(flaming-ace @ Aug. 30, 2007. 10:19 PM) [snapback]556283[/snapback]
QUOTE(youbetterthanjackass @ Aug. 30, 2007. 10:16 AM) [snapback]556173[/snapback]
i pay taxes !
uuuuuuuuu
ha ha ok thats the best response now, closely followed by rainydaze

meh and rainydaze are badasses !
you sure are i would'nt want to meet up with you in a back street YOU PAY TAXES and rainydaze can tell me the TIME!
lol
They are the best superpowers of all time, im actually going to email Marvel and tell them to make a superhero/villian that has both those powers.
Huine
Aug. 30, 2007. 11:37 AM
Does absolute hearing counts in?
funnyman2
Aug. 30, 2007. 11:55 AM
My power is to walk through anything, but i can only do it when i'm high.
zientak1
Aug. 30, 2007. 11:58 AM
my power is to have all the powers
Toast
Aug. 30, 2007. 11:59 AM
Mines complex, its like waking up at exactly the time you think and the same time (to the minuite) every morning
allhailgaara
Aug. 30, 2007. 12:28 PM
I have the ability to dodge ice cream thrown at me by wanksters.
It's true. I've done it, twice.
QUOTE(Toast @ Aug. 30, 2007. 12:58 PM) [snapback]556363[/snapback]
Mines complex, its like waking up at exactly the time you think and the same time (to the minuite) every morning
I have the ability to wake up exactly one minute before my alarm clock goes off. I hate that damn thing.
Twiddleleon
Aug. 30, 2007. 12:32 PM
my super power is that i smell like dandelions when someone near me lies, and in order to hide my secret identity i became the president of dandelion land where it always smells like dandelions!
Jack Skellington...
Aug. 30, 2007. 01:36 PM
i can pretty much talk my way out of any situaltion
Useful idiot
Aug. 30, 2007. 01:43 PM
I can laugh with anything, is that some secret power that's roaring inside me?
triplej909
Aug. 30, 2007. 01:56 PM
My super power is that i dont ever get into trouble with anyone in school. ever. like once i threw 3 crayons at a teacher and she smiled at me and said"i like you". there was this other time when i cursed at my teacher loudly and all my teacher did was laugh and call me funny. oh yea theres also the time when i threw a whole bunch of paper balls at my friend, and my teacher saw me do it. then my friend threw them back and she yelled at him and made him clean the whole classroom. i laughed my ass off the whole time. good times.
zientak1
Aug. 30, 2007. 01:59 PM
QUOTE(Funkmasterfreshiec @ Aug. 27, 2007. 07:23 PM) [snapback]551101[/snapback]
Everyone has one thing they exceed at for no real reason, one ability that they can always count on. What is yours?
Mine is the ability to -always- get home, no matter where I am, how much money I have, how incapacitated I am.
like teleport?
triplej909
Aug. 30, 2007. 02:02 PM
QUOTE(zientak1 @ Aug. 30, 2007. 02:59 PM) [snapback]556623[/snapback]
QUOTE(Funkmasterfreshiec @ Aug. 27, 2007. 07:23 PM) [snapback]551101[/snapback]
Everyone has one thing they exceed at for no real reason, one ability that they can always count on. What is yours?
Mine is the ability to -always- get home, no matter where I am, how much money I have, how incapacitated I am.
like teleport?
lol
GOT SMOSH ?
Aug. 30, 2007. 02:17 PM
I think my friend and I have Telepathy .
No , really .
lessthanpat
Aug. 30, 2007. 02:58 PM
heal at an incredible rate
hahahaha
oooooo yeah
fluer
Aug. 30, 2007. 03:00 PM
I have a superhuman thirst, for knowledge!
rofl, love Ross.
Igor
Aug. 30, 2007. 03:37 PM
My superpower is my little secret:
I see dead people
Smoshrules4321
Aug. 30, 2007. 03:39 PM
QUOTE(toreen @ Aug. 30, 2007. 10:52 AM) [snapback]555858[/snapback]
Do everything at the last minute and still be alright.
that's mine to.
dj_alpha
Aug. 30, 2007. 03:40 PM
my superpower is to have any super power i want =D
RogueSkaterX
Aug. 30, 2007. 03:41 PM
i can levitate objects with my mind.
& one time i even exploded a melon!
triplej909
Aug. 30, 2007. 06:45 PM
QUOTE(RogueSkaterX @ Aug. 30, 2007. 04:40 PM) [snapback]556840[/snapback]
i can levitate objects with my mind.
& one time i even exploded a melon!
watch the movie accepted lately?
D-Cap
Aug. 30, 2007. 06:55 PM
I can kick my head.
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