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Pet camel kills Australian woman

The woman was found dead at the family’s sheep and cattle ranch near the town of Mitchell in Queensland.

The woman had been given the camel as a 60th birthday present earlier this year because of her love of exotic pets.

The camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg (336lbs) and had come close to suffocating the family’s pet goat on a number of occasions.

On Saturday, the woman apparently became the object of the male camel’s desire.

It knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as possible mating behaviour

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i also came across this article on another website. talk about animals gone mad!

Bears eat man at beer festival

- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

“There’s a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage,” zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.

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talk about horny animals. yuck.
PillowTeddy
Jesus H Christ. . .
tizzyshizzy
gosh! is this true?

umm wow thats bad, weird..
it hasnt been on the news yet? or what ive seen..
cutwrapthrow
QUOTE(tizzyshizzy @ Aug. 28, 2007. 07:30 PM) [snapback]551848[/snapback]

gosh! is this true?

umm wow thats bad, weird..
it hasnt been on the news yet? or what ive seen..



it was out in the papers the other day.....
nba185
Its posted somewhere else but not here.
nothing new but... yeah its a horny camel
PillowTeddy
Well, Thats a lesson for all of us!

Young Camels=Horny-Murderous Camels!
cutwrapthrow
scary, ain't it?
BlueEyedGirl
Damn..:| that's pretty freaky
crew92
would hate 4 that to be me!
lonewolf93
holy crap!
fluer
But consider the size of it's penis. Seriously, I mean, it's massive. I remember when a woman had sex with a Horse. One second she was alive, the next the horses penis destroyed her.
OzRocks
QUOTE(fluer @ Aug. 28, 2007. 10:10 PM) [snapback]551925[/snapback]

But consider the size of it's penis. Seriously, I mean, it's massive. I remember when a woman had sex with a Horse. One second she was alive, the next the horses penis destroyed her.

lawl enough said.

And this thread is giving me deja vu
momoko89
OMG IT'S SHOCKING!!!!!!O____O
rainydaze
Lmfao, that is damn funny
toymachine531
QUOTE(OzRocks @ Aug. 28, 2007. 08:16 AM) [snapback]551926[/snapback]

QUOTE(fluer @ Aug. 28, 2007. 10:10 PM) [snapback]551925[/snapback]

But consider the size of it's penis. Seriously, I mean, it's massive. I remember when a woman had sex with a Horse. One second she was alive, the next the horses penis destroyed her.

lawl enough said.

And this thread is giving me deja vu


It's in that place we can't take about around the noobz...
thevanitycliche
oh god.
Michelle-x
QUOTE

It's in that place we can't take about around the noobz...

Exactly wink.gif

Bad camel.
Cirrow
This one dude got internal bleeding from a horse cock an died. Took him like 4 amateur porno movies though.
Camisado<3
um......WOW
that is insane! i feel sorry for the women
ceen_dwn}{][
Wow.
What a horrible way to die, being raped by a horny camel.
AshleyLovesAnthony!
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Well, Thats a lesson for all of us!

Young Camels=Horny-Murderous Camels!

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haha lol
ApocAlypse
yeah, that camel is a horn-dog fo' sho'.
nikkib6543
thats pretty gross =\
-smosh-fan-
Do we still have a news-thread?
VideoImage
Weird and Creepy
D-Generation X
yeah
ProjektZero
QUOTE(fluer @ Aug. 28, 2007. 05:10 AM) [snapback]551925[/snapback]

But consider the size of it's penis. Seriously, I mean, it's massive. I remember when a woman had sex with a Horse. One second she was alive, the next the horses penis destroyed her.


where the hell did you find this out ._.
monsterstreet
wow.
thats insane.
and weird.
Frank
QUOTE(-smosh-fan- @ Aug. 28, 2007. 07:52 PM) [snapback]552323[/snapback]

Do we still have a news-thread?

Yeah, let's compress everything in this forum. We can't have threads if they aren't too broad as a subject.
Oh and why not just have ONE master-thread that contains links to all the other threads. That would make the forum clean, wouldn't it? dry.gif

It's not like it's the end of the world if you make a thread about something that could fit in another thread. I bet noone reads the news-thread anyways.
bkg
Thats cool I guess? seriosuly wtf?
iloveblakelewisx3
WTF!
OzRocks
QUOTE(toymachine531 @ Aug. 29, 2007. 01:40 AM) [snapback]552141[/snapback]

QUOTE(OzRocks @ Aug. 28, 2007. 08:16 AM) [snapback]551926[/snapback]

QUOTE(fluer @ Aug. 28, 2007. 10:10 PM) [snapback]551925[/snapback]

But consider the size of it's penis. Seriously, I mean, it's massive. I remember when a woman had sex with a Horse. One second she was alive, the next the horses penis destroyed her.

lawl enough said.

And this thread is giving me deja vu


It's in that place we can't take about around the noobz...

Ahh yes, now I see
Gorjan
My mom told me about the bear story. And i'm a Serbian! They say he was drunk and it was a dare. Lul
polska
WTF
Gripster2000
Who changed the title of this?
Frank
QUOTE(Gripster2000 @ Aug. 29, 2007. 08:17 AM) [snapback]553459[/snapback]

Who changed the title of this?

It's a DUPLICATE!
However since 99% can't watch the dedicated forum, it should stay.
enter shikari
that has to be one of the strangest things i have ever heard.........nope it is the strangest thing i have heard
Meap
i don't believe it
Sarah2106
Being humped by a camel.

Ok shoot me now.
zientak1
when i saw the title of this thread it disturbed me...alot
meganelizabeth2
what the hell
haha
Triple B
HOLY SHIT!
realblonde
haha wat is this world comin to whan a woman gets raped bi a camel.......must have been akward for the woman
i<3vanillaface
lol it's funny but kind of nasty/sad at the same time
xXsarlalalaXx
now that's a way to die....
Mix0Master0Mike
Haha that woman got owned.
PsychoWithaStick
eww thats so gross. she should have got a pretty girl camel to keep him occupied.
cutwrapthrow
QUOTE(fluer @ Aug. 28, 2007. 10:10 PM) [snapback]551925[/snapback]

But consider the size of it's penis. Seriously, I mean, it's massive. I remember when a woman had sex with a Horse. One second she was alive, the next the horses penis destroyed her.



the longest penis is 4feet and belongs to a walrus. i remember someone mentioning it during biology...
davidatilley
wow, that's gross.
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