What was the worst chore your parents (or whoever) made u do and what did u get paid for it

fr me my sister made me clean out under her bed and take off her sweaty discuting soccer socks that were like stuck on her feet and i got paid nothing bc she was black mailing me

My dad used to make me lube his trouser snake with bacon grease.

i always have to take the dead bodies and dump them in the river

(it gets really annoying after the first 3 times)

washing drying up

jerking off 3 guys at once, not fun

Lucky. I have to take the living bodies and dump them in the river. And if they come back up, i have to beat them with a stick.

I always have to drag the bodies away after my master sucks 'em dry of blood

Spooning with daddy.

HAHHAHAHA

I had to wrote a report on penis..
A schoolmate said penis to someone, teacher got pissed, another schoolmate started spamming penis, teacher got even more pissed, and told them to write a report on penis.
30 seconds later, I was playing with a ?fan? or whatever it's called, cause it was hot, and I had to write a report on penis aswell.

lucky i wanna beat people with sticks

sometimes my parents make me clean out the cat litter box.
its disgustingg.
i threw up one time :[

Aw
I thought you had fun that day.
But the worse chore is when I have to stop Praying.
Jesus <3

i did that when picking up dog poop before

It's not all fun and games. Sometimes, i run out of sticks, and have to place firecrackers in their hands. And if that doesn't work, i have to get my wooden bat.

My parents make me blow people at the old peoples home. Makes me feel like i do my part for the community.

why dont you use a sword and poke them with it a few times

rofll

because my kind of torture is better. After they're dead, i steal their wallet and then have secks with their corpse.

that is so funny

good point

Did he pay you?

Um, yeah, I don't really have any work done or to be done around here. It is always pretty clean. Since I dump all of the corpses in my room in my sister's room. And leave a bunch of bad pictures and magazines around in her room and tell my parents that I found uncle Jimmy in there. That last part is partially fake. Anyone have any flamethrowers to get rid of these bodies...of debris! Yeah, bodies of debris... (I don't think they know!) Wait I said I didn't talk to thyself!

Beating time with Mommy...

School work and studying.

my mom makes me sort through recycleing before she takes it to the recycling place. Its really grose, especially when the pop cans and juice things have old rotten juice in them.

Why do everyone drag bodies/corpses for money? C'mon guyz.

I hafta say all the stuff i do just sucks.

cleaning the bathrooms and kitty litter!

Washing The Dishes

you guys may think im ridiculous for this, but i seriously think empting the dishwasher is the worst chore ever.
it is SO boring!!!

EXACTLY what I was going to post .
And loading it is just gross . everyone elses food .

Washing the damn dishes.

Not that much of a chore, but, I had to break up with Harmony because she was still married.. I loved her..
And ofc solving Lilly Kane's murder, that was one hard task..

Well, I moderate this lame ass forum for these two clowns, for FREE. The forum is just complete suck and... wait... this isn't Facebook... this is...

OH SHI-

i keep getting bugged by my parents to tidy my room. But i never do. It is so boring, plus when its untidy i know where everything is.

The next one is the washing up, but at times i just stick my ipod on and sing away.

I don't think chad and steve from youtube will like that.

quit eating..

I don't do chores. hate them

Mowing the lawn and he always said he'd pay me 10 bucks but never did.

Having to go down to the S&M dungeon and feed the gimp, however I was paid in oral treats as he couldn't close his mouth hole.

i dont have to do any chores,
i have a maid for that!


YIPPEEEE!

She always makes me clean the house. And my little brother and sister never have to do ánything.

I only wash my work clothes, my parents do everything else

You are very spoiled.

Weeell... yeah.

I wash my clothes, clean the table, set the table, I vacuum, almost everything actually

scrubbin toilets

the worst chore ever is having sex with your mom

it pays good though

Loading the dishwasher/washing the dishes by hand. Its gross. Thats the only thing I really have to do around the house though, so its ok.



Hmm. My brother seemed to enjoy that chore quite a lot

cleaning my room, I happen to like it being messy!