I just broke up with my girlfriend last night, and..

I am fucking HAPPY. Haha It's fun being a dick.

She called, was crying, said we should just be friends, and I laughed and said that my myspace would look a lot better without her on it.

PWNED!

Post your break-up stories here, or whatever.

omg ur such a bitch themcman!when i broke up with my old bf we were at least friends

what the hell. thats extreamly rude.
but kind of funny.
but still rude.

I just broke up with my boyfriend yesterday
i tried to be nice, but then he got pissed because i didn't give him a real reason.
He wouldn't leave me alone on msn today, and he kept telling me i won't see him min school because he wont live that long, said he could change etc etc.

So i blocked his ass

None of you know the story, and I am too lazy to explain it.

your nice (sarcasim)

You're terrible.
But you had a right to do that.

READ BEFORE FUCKING TELLING ME I'M TERRIBLE; SHE WAS A BITCH WHO FUCKING LISTENED TO HER FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY TOLD HER TO BREAK UP WITH ME.

Haha sorry for caps.

Oh, and she's a liar too.

It's freshman year and I don't have a girlfriend.
OH WELL. Haha.

Yeah, early relationships are such fun. Those good ol' stupid kids having relationships that won't last because they're too young and imature to carry it on. At least, it's extremely rare for them to last. Whatever, leave the guy alone, it's his relationship, or former one.

Early relationships=Blow jobs; Nuff said.

She keeps calling, and she called me immature so all I kept saying wasss..

"LOL"

OH MY GOD, NO WAI, CHRIS IS SO HXC.

my friend said "its over biatch", she ran off crying

Am I the only one who laughed at the original post without any guilt at all

I laughed at it too

Hahaha. Thats hilarious THEMCMAN, I would never ever want that done to me, but still. Its pretty fucking hilarious.

Ok well heres my story:
When I broke up with my boyfriend, he just said "ok" to whatever I said on the phone. Then he starts texting me trying to guilt me, and on AIM he freaks out and starts asking me why, and demanding me to explain. Begged for a second chance, and guilted me some more. I talked him out of it, but I got back together with him for whatever reason. I was pretty messed that night. And so, I dumped him again when I came to my senses the next day. He hates me now... Haha

My last bf worked at Gold's gym and I switched gyms just to avoid him. He was a few years older than me, but had no car. I'd drive him around like I was his personal taxi service or something.
I've been single for a long time now, and I'm going to turn into one of those lonely old ladies who collect cats and read romance novels all day :\