Submit your favorite quotes here. Please give credit to the person who said it if you know. Here's mine:

As you get older you will gain a bit more control over everything. Don't let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them. If you can't find them at first, find good music and fall into it, let it hold you until they come. -Davey Havok

Oderint Dum Metuant / Let them hate so long as they fear

- Caligula

Was going to be my senior quote, to go along with my senior pic of me in a tiara, wearing an eyepatch, giving the thumbs up, but, i forgot and put down something gay like, " I'm not crazy, im a dinosaur"

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge..." - Hunter S. Thompson, from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" (book and movie)

The quote in my sig is a good one too.

Theres another quote I like too, but I can't find it. It goes something like

"Marijuana isn't illegal because its dangerous, its dangerous because its illegal"

hmm...nice quote. My senior quote is going to be You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.

about senior quoting.

i forgot to send mine in. =( it was gonna be the ferris bueller one though..idk like...life moves too fast, if you dont stop and look around every once and a while, you could miss it.

As seen in my sig,

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle

if you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it off?
-Fez

yeah i pretty much live by that.
i have some more meaningful ones, but there not so great=(

I don't believe I'm adult yet
-Johnny Depp

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire.
-Angelina Jolie

my fav. quote is in my siggy, and i really don`t know where it is from , but still i like it :
" The past is a lie , the present is fake, the future is no more..."

you can get a good look at a t-bone steak by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?
-tommy boy

When you cease to dream you cease to live.
- Malcolm Forbes

That's not really my favorite, but it's not a bad one. I'd have to think long and hard at what my favorite quote would be.

"Hey, I'm not square, you're the one that's square. Your full of shit, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those fuckin' creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you sell your little pussy for peanuts? For some low-life pimp who stands in the hall? And I'm square? You're the one that's square, man. I don't go screwing fuck with bunch of killers and junkies like you do. You call that bein' hip? What world are you from? "
- Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver

Haha, I love that movie.

Fridge Pickers Wear Bigger Knickers



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[b][font=Century Gothic][size=3]people KNEW the world was the centre of the universe, people KNEW the world was flat and people now KNOW the unviverse is expanding

...or summin along those lines but its from men in black!haha

"im sick of all these mother fu**** snakes on this mother fu**** plane!!"

- Samuel L. Jackson....

I don't know who said this but it's original I can say lol
It's into french so I'll try to give some translation zfter.

"La vie c'est de la merde on en mange un peu plus chaque jour"
Into english,the translation could be: it's around "Life is shit and we eat a bit more every day"

A friend, when she was reading a test for German; 'Why is it in German..?'

ditto

it's not what you know, it's who you know

Confucius say : "don`t shit with you`r pants up ! "

haha!
the streaking episode!!
i love that episode!!!!!!

some of my favorites are

"On the other hand, you have different fingers." -Jack Handey
"Time is what keeps things from happeneing all at once." -Graffiti
"Some things have to be belived to be seen."- Ralph Hodgson
"You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest person running from the bear."
ill add more lataaaa

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.

"Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk" -Stephen King

"Those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands, those of you in the
more expensive ones rattle your jewelry." - John Lennon

I'm sorry, but I gotta say, that quote is so fucking stupid, hypocritical, and ironic. Most people hang out with people they have shit in common with, so of course they're "all the same" in your eyes. Most people who say that are something like 'goth' and think they're different, when really them and all their friends dress the SAME, all in black and what not. They talk about people judging them when they judge everyone else before even meeting them.

I hate hypocrisy.

Thats just my 2cents, not trying to start shit, I just felt like being a dick.

Hakuna Matata- Timon & Pumba

-You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

-You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Actually the people I hang with are NOTHING like me at all. The point of the quote is I'm being myself and you have other people just trying to fit in so they all act the same. I am my own person. I don't care what anyone thinks of me...I just do my own thing; whatever feels right to me.

Yup, keep judging people. I find it hard to believe you hang out with people that are "NOTHING" like you. If thats true, you'd have NOTHING to talk about.

Whatver, I just felt like being a dick, not ruining this thread.

Unless of course they talk about their differences.

And of course, if you were going to pick out indvidual words that were poorly put in this forum, you would have to be online 24/7, as most everyones statements have SOME kind of flaw.

Did you REALLY want her to put "Actually the people I hang with are very different than myself"

I just really can't stand that quote...I'm sick of it. So I felt the need to point out how ridiculously stupid, hypocritical and ironic it was. TRIPLE WAMMY!

We have a few things in common but we are also very different in many ways. And JT is right, we do often talk about our differences. And I'm not sure about your friends but we are tolerable enough to actually listen to what the other person has to say even if we're not exactly into that particular topic. Know why? Cause that's what good friends do.

Haha thats one of mine too!
Others are:
"Hey there Red... I bet you're wondering what Im doing going through your stuff... Well I needed your saw to cut down a tree... because... there was something stuck in it. an animal. a rabbit. Yes, there was a rabbit stuck in a tree and I had to return that rabbit to the wild so it could lay it's eggs!"
-Kelso!!!

and "Fuck you with someting hard and sand-papery"
-Kelly (a.k.a. Liam Sullivan)

I don't want to fuck you, so fuck you
im getting that tattooed on my ass
ok not really=(

Maverick: Mustang, this is Maverick requesting flyby?
Air Boss Johnson: That's a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.

or

Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash

"Do you have size fat?"- Raab Himself (Viva La Bam)

"You have conviction, and I admire that." -- Jared Leto

"Who is the greatest trick-master, than the one fooling himself?"
// Maimstream (That's me!)

This one isnt wise words or whatever, i just found this one by smosh-action kinda funny

...Coffee Thread

Wow what show is that off? They're awesome!

Will you have sex with me? No? Ok, rape it is! -Jade Puget

"In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes." - Borat

borat<3 im going to see him again friday.

'pam milla, i am no longer attracted to you - NOT'

Davey never keeps his eyes on the road when he's driving. If we ever crash I'm sure he'd be fine and I'd be embedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving I'm going to come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg.
-Jade Puget

If you're happy and you know it then your face will surely show it.

Davey always looks sexy *cocky smile* -Davey Havok

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side when he sees the big red light behind him...and then will start apologizing, begging for mercy.

This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. The thing to do-- when you're running along about a hundred or so and you suddenly find a red-flashing CHP-tracker on your trail-- what you want to do then is accelerate. Never pull over with the first siren-howl. Mash it down and make the bastard chase you at speeds up to 120 all the way to the next exit. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker that says you're about to turn right.

This is to let him know you're looking for a proper place to pull off and talk... keep signaling and hope for an off-ramp, one of those up hill side-loops with a sign saying "Max speed 25" ... and the trick, at this point, is to suddenly leave the freeway and take him into the chute at no less than a hundred miles an hour.

He will lock his breaks about the same time you lock yours, but it will take him a moment to realize he's about to make a 180-degree turn at this speed... but you will be ready for it, braced for the Gs and the fast heel-toe work, and with and luck at all you will have come to a complete stop off the road at the top of the turn and be standing beside your automobile by the time he catches up."

Fear and Loathing again...Its kinda long, but I love his reasoning on certain things.

lmao...Nice!

"Am I beautiful? Am I usable?" The killing lights by : AFI

One nation...thanks to God.
Our nation...if you want it.
Check yourself in...
To the Dream Land Station
Do whatever you want...
In the Imagi-Nation.

- Jeff Hardy

wait i think you got the quote wrong...its
Davey always looks sexy *cocky smile*
because a fan screamed Davey is sexy or something

Yea that too.....I'm like half asleep