Mine would b I dunno
theres alot that i can say but some of my exs are on here so i better not say
so say whatever
its freedom of speech i give so say whatever the f**k u want!

Perfect way to start a thread.

My relationship with Mountain Dew is very unhealthy, but we've been together for so long, so it's hard to just break it off, you know? You can't stop loving something overnight.

i dont want to see those cruel and true words...

and this thread makes me feel bad

its not supposed to b that sad tho i dont mean for it that way jus my friend had a break up and it made me think
I have a un healthy relationship with everyone
im such a loser but yet everyone loves me and i love them back
its hard to let them all go

jus kidding

I went out with this girl who text messaged me every fucking minute of the day, and I didn't have any text message plan, so it cost me like 800 bucks. Then I found out she was sleeping with her ex boyfriend. Definately the most expensive girlfriend I've ever had.

erm probs my last bf he was very clingy...on my freakin ass all day

My best friend (a guy) asked me out and because I didn't want my rejection to cost our friendship, I said yes. It was teh awk because I thought of him as a big brother so it felt so wrong to kiss him.

When we broke up he called me every night apologising and (presumably) wanting me back. things have been weird, because for a few months there he was like stalker boy, and now it's just silence.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA

and this deserves to be in the RELATIONSHIP THREAD duh.

I as in an abusive relationship a couple years ago. I would have prolly still been dating him if my best friend hadn't told my mom about it and she told him off. So thanks Caitlyn

You're 15.
A couple of years ago, you'd have been .. 13.

wtf.

Hahahaha

Ouch.

I mean.. I can't really talk. This last two years has been the longest I've been single since I was like 5.
I'm serious.
Told you I was a slut.

This one guy made me feel needy, but I don't know what really caused that. We're not together anymore anyway.
EDIT--Never say that you "want" someone. That screws up the relationship right there.

with a girl who thought the idea relationship was cheating, annoyance, emotional black and attmeps of trying to hit me >.>

The tit... i sent her packing and now she wont stop effing ringing me to get back with her... eugh! she's one of the only people i would willing knife and go jail for.

Apparently I'm a crappy girlfriend.

So anyway I was at this party at my house and my woman beth was in the kitchen and my friend got all hungry so I was like "cook my mate some eggs beth" and she was like "No Jake he can cook his own bloody eggs!" I couldn't have MY woman speaking to me in that manner so I was like "COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKING EGGS!!!" And then I punched her in her disobidient mouth and slammed her head into the fridge and made her cook some EGGS!

I hope you dumped that lazy bitch.

I went out with a guy who never kissed a girl before.

We broke up like a week later.

He was lame and i wasn't gettin any.

hoes.

Right on her face!

I bet she enoyed getting a dump taken on her face...?

personally I prefer having someone take a dump in the toilet, followed by a thorough wipe and flush.

This is basically the only relationship i have ever been in. I've never kissed a girl, and the girl I was going with was a whore, but she wanted me to make the first move, bullshit she has to want it. I dont give it away for nothing, seriously, I tried, and no one wanted it.

I dated this guy three times. He asked out my friend before he even dumped me. And then he did the same thing to her.
And now he's going out with another girl, and he's cheated on her twice.
And he asked me and two of my friends to make out with him while he was going out with another girl. And now he likes me again. Joy.
But he's a cheating asshole.

I m still stuck in it. I'm not dating her anymore but the after effects are just terrible. Love sucks



I believe he called you a whore KC

hah quite a few years ago i started dating this guy in school. went to hi place to find out he collects everything Garfield.

turn off. it was over the day after.

Hahahahahaha

Childhood fetishes never fails to change a girl's impression.

one time, i went out with this guy, and he SEEMED quite normal at first. everyting was going fine. then one day, when we were fooling around he told me that he was in an abstanance club. i laughed at what seemed to be a pretty funny joke at the time. but no, he was serious. he then proceeded to tell me that if i tried to have sex with him, he would dump me. he also said he would dump me if i did anymore drugs.

...hahahah he honestly thought i quit drugs for him. that realation ship didnt last much longer.
oh, and he also got really mad when i kicked his ass at videogames. apparantly he was a 'video game champion'

LOLZ!

they always seem normal at first. oh and btw, i hate competitive bf...for so,e reason most guys cant stand me being better at anything.

a boy thought i would quit drugs for him(i was high when he told me) and i threw what was left of my zoot in his face and totally kicked his arse. It was a pity relationship anyway so no big loss.

He didnt understand the hierarchy of the people/things in my life...at the top being drugs under it sex under that music and all the way at the bottom, this boy.
I hate it when people rate themselves really highly

well, the guy i was dating was the KING of rating himself too highly. he was sooo cocky, it was annoying. and seriously, who says, "ill dump you if you try to have sex with me"

Wow, a boy wanted their girlfriend to stop doing "drugs"...

They musta been gay.

I'd tell my girl she had better start doing drugs or its over! Nah not really, but I'd love to date a stoner chick.

I've never been in a terrible relationship...or a relationship...

I had sex with a girl once and she wouldn't stop calling me and I felt soooo bad....SO I went out with her for a couple of weeks, and I tried to be the most horrible person in the world so she would dump me.
But she wouldn't stop calling me and my friends to know what I was doing. My friend thought she was hot, so I told him,'' Man you could do her anytime'' he was suprised and I told him I'd tell her I was at my friend's house and that they'd be like the 2 alone.
No, they didn,t have sex, nothing happened, but the girl dumped me the night after and told me I was an imoral douche bag for sleeping with girls I didn,t love so I told her '' Well, we were the two of us alone in my house. What did you expect?'' She cried and ran.
I laughed.

Basiclly, three relationships my entire 16 year old life, yes, and I get one of the twat thats hits you.
Well, hits me anyways.
He made me feel like shit for two moths and I just put up with it.
I havnet even talke about him here he made me feel so bad.

Litrally just came out of that relationship.
Alive, luckily.
Others aren't as lucky as me though.
And tat makes me feel just awful.

i feel you

hot shawn and i had sex. then he wouldnt stop calling me!!! i think he gets that all i want form him is sex now though.

You're a despicable person.
And a Manwhore (you know why xD)

The guy was 16...he lied to me and said he was also 13 (he did look 13 or 14) So he was an all-around ass.

I would never go out with someone who smoked, did drugs, hit me, tried to fool around with me when I didn't want it, or didn't like smosh.

If that counts you out (lovers), sorry.

You totally welcome sweetie. I hated him so much, he was an ass and I would always get into a fight with him. I saw him a couple months ago and he was stumbling around drunk at the race track.

I really don't give a fuck about relationships now.
My friend had one currently, not too intense, but most of the time she's not even sure if they're going out anymore. ha.

Relationships sucks.



Balls.

I don't know how but i ended up dating the most fridged guy ever. He even texted me when i was right there instead of talked. And then i ripped his heart out and stomped on it cuz i decided he was gay. Then i got another boyfriend and he was the most annoying asshole ever. He annoyed all of my friends and he bit me heaps. Not in a nice way either. So i tore out his heart and threw it at him. [Then my brothers beat him up cuz he did the fingers to them] So i've decided to give up and buy a nice housecat.

Basically the only real relationship I've been in is the one I'm in now...and I fucking love her so I don't have a problem!

The sex is good!
we just got drunk!
we can talk!
she's fucking sexy!
She's WAY kinky!
its as good as it could posibly get!
She also smart and a damn good poet...if she'd just take pride in her work!

yea yea okay enough bunnies and fucking plush pillows!

OK. My pathetic so-called love life:

Kindergarten (junior)

Got married to a senior kindergartener

Grade 5

Dated a grade 6'er. My best friend confessed to me that she made out with him behind the school. Relationship lasted for 2 days.

Grade 6

Denied about 6 or 7 guys that had asked me out.

Grade 7

Dated a grade 8'er. Two of best friends were in love with him. He became an arrogant dickhead and dumped me. Then he asked out my best friend 5 minutes later. I was at her house when she got a call from him. She said yes. Bitch. Relationship lasted for 1 month.

Grade 8

Denied about 3 or 4 guys that had asked me out.

Grade 9

Dated a grade 11'er apparantly. He asked me out to the movies. I went, but never knew that going to the movies with the guy meant that we were dating. So he started telling everyone that we were. Until I found out. I ended that quickly. "Relationship" lasted for 1 week.

Dated another grade 11'er. Very sweet at the beginning, and slowly transitioned to become the world's biggest jackass. First met him at a school assembly, when he took the flower from my hair and did the whole "She likes me, she likes me not" plucking each petal. Asked me out that night. Things went well. But everything ended when a friend of mine that lives across from his house told me that he was cheating on me over the summer holidays. Relationship lasted for 9 months. (If anyone had read my post from the random thread, this was the guy that called me last week, telling me he has a huge surprise for me - which was him getting his haircut. Lame)

Grade 10

Dated a grade 11'er. Kind of started with a dare from one of my friends. But I really liked him after, so I stuck with him. Until I found out what a big druggie he was. He was literally fucked, from all the drugs that he have done. He would, all of a sudden, claim that Tupac's spirit was inhibiting his leg and was speaking to him. One time, he just sat there staring into space, and then laughed. I asked him what he was laughing about. He said nothing, and asked me what kind of gun he should buy. I ended that relationship that night. Relationship lasted for 1 month.

Dated another grade 11'er. Seriously thought it was love. Boy, was I wrong. Everything was great at the beginning. We'd sneak out almost every night to see eachother. Definately had our American Pie moments, when his mom walked in on us, which still haunts me to this day. Midway through our relationship, he was suspended from school for a day, so my best friend decided that she would go visit him. Found out from him later on that he cheated on me with her. I was terribly upset. But he apologized sincerely. So I dumped her as my best friend, but kept him. Big mistake. Everything went back to normal after that, until over the summer, my other best friend started visiting him at his place. Never knew about this though, until around Christmas time. I was having relationship trouble with him, and she confessed that he cheated on me with her over the summer. I dumped her as my best friend, and I finally gathered the strength to dump him. Relationship lasted 1 year.

Grade 11:

Dated a grade 12'er. He was an awesome guitar player - which was how he captured my attention. Things went well, until one of my good friends had a party. I couldn't attend, but "apparantly" they were drunk so they made out. This was only a few days after our 1 month anniversary. I didn't find out until 2 or 3 weeks later. I ended that relationship instantly. Being drunk doesn't make you acceptable to cheating. Relationship lasted for 2 months.

Dated a grade 12'er..^^ his best friend. He was there to comfort me after I broke up with that last cheater. Awesome guy. Too innocent though. I admit, I only saw him as a friend, but I decided that I might as well follow through with it. But I broke up with him before I started summerschool cus I knew we would rarely see eachother. It was kind of a relief for me actually. Heh. Relationship lasted for 4 months.

Summer:

Dated a 4th year university student. He was 22 so my parents didn't really approve of him, since there's a big space gap there. But he must have been the best I've ever been with. We would always have so much fun when we're together. Almost inseperable. Until the end of summer, he had to go back to university. So we broke up. Hah, I even saw a tear from him when we said goodbye as I got out of his car. Bitter sweet memories. Relationship lasted for 2 months.

Currently:

I've converted to bi. Might even turn lesbian if I keep being cheated on.

Well, not really.



Hahaha. I'm gonna marry Dustin <3

. . .
I think I hate you.

FBD: I never thought of setting it out like that....
Hm.

Maybe I should just list my boyfriends.
Ty
Chris
Ben
Blake
Bry
Josh
Brad
Nathan
Keiren
Matthew (he was a twin. his brother was cuter)

God, there's like 3 more but they just aren't important enough to remember.

you said fuck!

zomg broke her 11 year old swearing virginity!!
*crosses heart*

Blergh
only ever been out with 3 guys because the pickings are slim around here, and I go to an all girls school which doesn't help.

George: Fancied him for like 2 years? He went out with my mate a year and a half ago, but then asked me out summer 05. Twas awful, one minute we were fine the next we couldnt speak to each other.
Lasted: 3 1/2 months

Chris: January 06. Just a mate, but he really liked me so I couldn't bring myself to say no. Also George's best mate =} I dumped him quickly because I really wasn't attracted to him.
Lasted: 1 month

Tom: Met him this summer at a camp thing, he lives ages away but we were besotted with each other so I agreed when he asked me out. Only saw each other about twice a month and as he became more and more in love with me I went in the other direction as I found it hard to get over this other guy I'd had a fling with in the camp I went to before I met Tom. (see Extremely Long Thoughts) So I dumped him after 2 months. But he wouldn't give up and has insisted he wanted me back ever since, so I decideed to give it another shot and took him back about 3 weeks ago.

Since Primary school I've had about 8 offers.
Which, taking in account that's about 4 years.
Is rather upsetting.

Since primary school I've had about 13 offers, all of which i have politely refused.

well, after my last terrible excuse for a boyfriend (you know, the guy who told me he'd dump me if i tried to have sex with him) i have decieded boyfriends are for losers.

besisdes, i like what i have going on now with hot shawn, and a few other various guys. we hang out, fool around or have sex, and have a really fun time. the best part? NO COMMITMENT. you dont have to talk to him, are ask him about his day, or care about anything. i havent been in a relationship in over 8 months, and im so happy. maybe ill end up going out with a guy someday, but he better be damn amazing if i do.

Damn, some of you kids are uber harsh...
And a wee bit shallow.

I have a feeling a lot of these were "bad relationships" because they weren't real "relationships" at all...or at least not for the right reasons...

I've never been in a relationship because I'm a loner.