youbetterthanjackass
Oct. 1, 2007. 07:40 AM
So anyone of you ever broke the LAW ? Ever been droved DOWNTOWN , for like questioning, blowing a breathalyser, shoving broomsticks up your ass, or just basically to beat the shit out of you ?
Share your experiences CRIMINALS ! *points finger* I know i did , well, been escorted to the police for not having my ID "in my sweet possession", parking tickets (3), and driving a scooter ( that fag version of a cool motorcycle) without a helmet ... and thats pretty much all. But live`s short, and i have a lot to life for
3three3
Oct. 1, 2007. 07:43 AM
im surprised i havent gotten any tickets or even have anything on my record. ive done hella stupid shit but i always seem to get away with it.
ToxicLove
Oct. 1, 2007. 08:20 AM
When i was about 5 years old i stole hand fulls of sweets from the supermarket every time we went.
Hardcore.
Vandalism, breaking & entering, underage drinking & skipping school.
Buying fags when i was 14 count?
Meh.
Aerach
Oct. 1, 2007. 08:31 AM
I have broken the law countless times, vandalism, breaking and entering, possession, drinking underage, skipping school, etc etc.
I've never been arrested, but I have outrun the police three times. I should be on TV. Lol.
youbetterthanjackass
Oct. 1, 2007. 08:47 AM
QUOTE(Aerach @ Oct. 1, 2007. 07:30 PM) [snapback]609700[/snapback]
I have broken the law countless times, vandalism, breaking and entering, possession, drinking underage, skipping school, etc etc.
I've never been arrested, but I have outrun the police three times. I should be on TV. Lol.
on MUGSHOTS !
OzRocks
Oct. 1, 2007. 08:51 AM
Heeeealll yesss! but mostly breath tests! my car is unfortunately a magnet for cops
toreen
Oct. 1, 2007. 08:53 AM
You guys are so hardcore. I only jaywalked, drank underage and rode the bike without a helmet countless times.
Frank
Oct. 1, 2007. 08:56 AM
I once walked against a red light. =(
youbetterthanjackass
Oct. 1, 2007. 08:57 AM
talking about mugshots , here`s some VIP ones


Bill Gates, for cheating at Tennis for Two

Hugh ... erm, for being sucked

awwwww
the best ... Nick Nolte
Frank
Oct. 1, 2007. 09:01 AM
QUOTE(youbetterthanjackass @ Oct. 1, 2007. 06:57 PM) [snapback]609716[/snapback]
"Race: WHITE"
That's a race?
Aerach
Oct. 1, 2007. 09:02 AM
QUOTE(youbetterthanjackass @ Oct. 1, 2007. 11:57 AM) [snapback]609716[/snapback]

awwwww
Awww... he looks so sad.
youbetterthanjackass
Oct. 1, 2007. 09:03 AM
QUOTE(Frank @ Oct. 1, 2007. 08:01 PM) [snapback]609721[/snapback]
QUOTE(youbetterthanjackass @ Oct. 1, 2007. 06:57 PM) [snapback]609716[/snapback]
"Race: WHITE"
That's a race?
no it`s a brand of fries
Foobs
Oct. 1, 2007. 09:08 AM
QUOTE(youbetterthanjackass @ Oct. 1, 2007. 11:02 AM) [snapback]609723[/snapback]
QUOTE(Frank @ Oct. 1, 2007. 08:01 PM) [snapback]609721[/snapback]
QUOTE(youbetterthanjackass @ Oct. 1, 2007. 06:57 PM) [snapback]609716[/snapback]
"Race: WHITE"
That's a race?
no it`s a brand of fries
I think you meant to say brand of grapefruit.
hypnox
Oct. 1, 2007. 09:10 AM
QUOTE(ToxicLove @ Oct. 1, 2007. 06:19 PM) [snapback]609693[/snapback]
Vandalism, breaking & entering, underage drinking & skipping school.
Buying fags when i was 14 count?
Wait.. Skipping school is crime action?
I didn't know that.
QUOTE(OzRocks @ Oct. 1, 2007. 06:50 PM) [snapback]609713[/snapback]
Heeeealll yesss! but mostly breath tests! my car is unfortunately a magnet for cops
Same here.
Plus every month at least 2 parking tickets.
PunkChild
Oct. 1, 2007. 09:12 AM
does having sex in a public restroom intended for the opposite gender count as breaking the law? i can't remember if it's legal in idaho...
No, wait that was in WYOMING. I don't think it's legal in Wyoming.
but i've also trespassed, been out past curfew, etc...
i haven't been caught though.
youbetterthanjackass
Oct. 1, 2007. 09:13 AM
QUOTE(PunkChild @ Oct. 1, 2007. 08:11 PM) [snapback]609734[/snapback]
does having sex in a public restroom intended for the opposite gender count as breaking the law? i can't remember if it's legal in idaho...
but i've also trespassed, been out past curfew, etc...
i haven't been caught though.
how gay is that. weird americans
Lene
Oct. 1, 2007. 09:22 AM
Well I got my brothers scooter. And apperntly(I so didn't know heh) it had a illegal exhaust pipe. But the police just took it, they didn't give me a bill or anything.
Oh and there was a short period of time, where me and Simone liked trowing tomatoes at cars. But we never got blamed for it. We were just kids xD
hypnox
Oct. 1, 2007. 09:24 AM
I killed 6 people with chainsaw when I was 11.
But thank god our law is too lame and all I got was 4 years of "home prison".
Perfect Crime
Oct. 1, 2007. 09:45 AM
Police scooped me for having a broken bottle to defend myself when i got attacked once.
The pigs here are such fucking dicks.
pennylane3434
Oct. 1, 2007. 09:51 AM
QUOTE(Perfect Crime @ Oct. 1, 2007. 01:44 PM) [snapback]609774[/snapback]
Police scooped me for having a broken bottle to defend myself when i got attacked once.
The pigs here are such fucking dicks.
AW. That sucks.
I pulled a fire alarm once by accident.
I dont even know if that's against the law.
And once, when I was 8, me and my friend Amy went to the supermarket and stole those little circle sticker things you put on your zits and wore them on our faces in the store and the management came and my mom had to pay for the box of the damn things. I hadnt even gone through puberty yet.
number 12 looks like you
Oct. 1, 2007. 10:13 AM
i've been arrested D:
and i've been to court twice.
but only because they love me so much ;D
but seriously.
i did something horrible.
and they let me get away with taking ONE class for it.
suckers.
Green Finger Llama
Oct. 1, 2007. 12:29 PM
Vandalism and trespassing, Of course. Those two are way up there.
Umm.
Disturbing the peace. [Is that a crime? I forgot if it was a crime.]
bkg
Oct. 1, 2007. 03:39 PM
Yeah, a ton of shit. Never been caught though.
graken
Oct. 1, 2007. 04:37 PM
once i was involved in a bank heist. We robbed the Bank Of America in New Hampshire and then took a plane to spain it was awesome.
allhailgaara
Oct. 1, 2007. 04:56 PM
I've Jaywalked.
Yes, try and contain your emotions.
IansGayLover
Oct. 1, 2007. 04:58 PM
I once touched a wall when a sign said "Wet Paint - Do Not Touch", does that count?
StandDameDrummer
Oct. 1, 2007. 04:58 PM
Laws dont exist.
allhailgaara
Oct. 1, 2007. 04:59 PM
QUOTE(StandDameDrummer @ Oct. 1, 2007. 05:57 PM) [snapback]610763[/snapback]
Laws dont exist.
Especially in Mexico.
xbroken_heartedx
Oct. 1, 2007. 05:07 PM
i didnt buckle up!!!!!!
i know thats just plain sick!
StandDameDrummer
Oct. 1, 2007. 05:08 PM
QUOTE(xbroken_heartedx @ Oct. 1, 2007. 08:07 PM) [snapback]610802[/snapback]
i didnt buckle up!!!!!!
i know thats just plain sick!
No.
Jessifishcrakers
Oct. 1, 2007. 07:59 PM
underage drinking
only thing i could ever be blamed for when it comes to the law. other than that im a good kid
nba185
Oct. 2, 2007. 12:15 AM
YES. Chewing gum + eating in public transport
wemese
Oct. 2, 2007. 12:27 AM
i pocketed a chocolate bar once unconciously.
and when i went home and found it,
i got all scared and cried my guts out
Evil_thing_999
Oct. 2, 2007. 01:21 AM
Jaywalking?
You guys are so hardcore.
aussiestorm
Oct. 2, 2007. 01:25 AM
I got Aressted one when i was drunk because i put my smoke out on the police officer i thought it was funny till i done three month for assulting a officer
youbetterthanjackass
Oct. 2, 2007. 08:37 AM
QUOTE(nba185 @ Oct. 2, 2007. 11:14 AM) [snapback]611404[/snapback]
YES. Chewing gum + eating in public transport
weirdest laws ever
hypnox
Oct. 2, 2007. 08:42 AM
QUOTE(youbetterthanjackass @ Oct. 2, 2007. 06:37 PM) [snapback]611715[/snapback]
QUOTE(nba185 @ Oct. 2, 2007. 11:14 AM) [snapback]611404[/snapback]
YES. Chewing gum + eating in public transport
weirdest laws ever
Singapore man. You're allowed to take 20 breaths/minute there.
youbetterthanjackass
Oct. 2, 2007. 08:43 AM
QUOTE(hypnox @ Oct. 2, 2007. 07:42 PM) [snapback]611720[/snapback]
QUOTE(youbetterthanjackass @ Oct. 2, 2007. 06:37 PM) [snapback]611715[/snapback]
QUOTE(nba185 @ Oct. 2, 2007. 11:14 AM) [snapback]611404[/snapback]
YES. Chewing gum + eating in public transport
weirdest laws ever
Singapore man. You're allowed to take 20 breaths/minute there.

))
jellybean
Oct. 2, 2007. 08:50 AM
Im not so much of a law breaker

I've never been caught but all i've done is, Trespassing, Drinking Underage, Vandalism and Stole a thing of soap from safeway when i was like...8 i think...
I Hate Wiggers
Oct. 2, 2007. 12:34 PM
QUOTE(aussiestorm @ Oct. 2, 2007. 03:24 AM) [snapback]611431[/snapback]
I got Aressted one when i was drunk because i put my smoke out on the police officer i thought it was funny till i done three month for assulting a officer
lmfao.
I never get in trouble.
I have made a hit list (which was caught by the school), possession and use of marijuana, underage tobacco use, sexual relationship with someone overage, stole about $150 worth of clothes from Maurices at one time (and I've stolen many, many other things- I'm the master shoplifter), indecent exposuer, out past local curfew, trespassed (was given a warning), vandalism, and I'm not sure if attempted suicide is against the law in Missouri.
thevanitycliche
Oct. 2, 2007. 12:45 PM
I've done some good old fashioned underage drinking, the police came once but they just told us to go away.
I've bought cigarettes for people under the smoking age.
some drugs...
i've drawn some graffiti
Ive loitered...
downloaded songs without paying for them (i know im a badass)
thats about it.
"Boxman"
Oct. 4, 2007. 08:58 AM
Underage drinking,smoking,vandalism(broke some mailboxes and stairs at one guys house),trespassing,I stole beer and liquor from our neighbour when they weren't home,breaking an entry to make the previous one...that's all I can remember now.
Oh and skiping school and porn of course.
callmebabay889
Oct. 4, 2007. 09:53 AM
Who hasnt broken the law? I've been pulled over 4 times but got warnings for all of them

And I've been breathilized once, but I had just gotten to the party and played like one game of beer pong, so I passed.
I've been lucky so far.
Tortilinie_ShelZoid
Jan. 10, 2008. 07:19 PM
heh. I'm lame. I just trespassed and stole. =p
R K O
Jan. 10, 2008. 07:20 PM
Bump much?
I be runnin' from da police all da time. Dey tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
MavericksFan4455
Jan. 10, 2008. 07:20 PM
I broke the law stealing breakfast from my school.
xoirishkiddox
Jan. 10, 2008. 07:21 PM
QUOTE(R K O @ Jan. 10, 2008. 09:20 PM) [snapback]753808[/snapback]
Bump much?
I be runnin' from da police all da time. Dey tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
N ghost ridin'
I have never broken the law. But I don't even know all of the laws.
HeartBeat
Jan. 10, 2008. 07:36 PM
The obvious little things, like j-walking and what not.
Umm.. Substance abuse,
underage drinking,
'Theft' of my moms car. >.> (without a permit/lisence)
And breaking and entering.
Umm things i've gotten caught for,
Shoplifting, (got away with a warning and a ban)
Arson, (drove down town for, Wasnt even me, it was my friend, whom i was acompanying)
Please excuse my spelling,
Im pretty brain dead right now.
rockin'_idiot
Jan. 10, 2008. 07:50 PM
everyone breaks them! why bother making them!?
MavericksFan4455
Jan. 10, 2008. 07:51 PM
QUOTE(rockin'_idiot @ Jan. 10, 2008. 07:49 PM) [snapback]753921[/snapback]
everyone breaks them! why bother making them!?
So people like you don't go into the bank, rob the place and get away without and trouble handed to you...
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