It had been four long months passing one by one. As though they were soldiers marching from the barracks. I had lasted. I had made it. Paulrus was one now. I could not change that. The simplistically of his new inherited life had changed. I on the other hand had. Goneth forth unto my own will into thy shadows of thee Valley of DeLecall. Winters were rushing by as though soldiers bullets hath gone flimming by my neck. In the after life I had wonder. When is my time. Later I will find.



Technology.

It hath come forth and taken me. I hath burrowed myself and a long shimmy down a hole. My dell Ispiron and I. Adventurous to thought and schlamors. I hath recieveth epic lulz. The wondrous Smosh. Epic in lulz. Hath gone forth and broken up. I sad now. My window is cold now. And the donkey hath died.



Smosh.

They have lied. The ones I cared for hath lied. They never broke up. It was all a trick. Ian hath picture of him in white satin with the blueth of times. Winter is coming.



Models.

Since I hath dawned unto this world. Models hath bothered my integrity. Smosh hath bothered my integrity. I am not fit for one unto this, unto that. Windows Vista hath error, I shall not eat anymore.



Dell.

I called unto them. They hath not provided. Taji Meja, with his best attempts, cannot speak native english, and he hath left me in the abyss know to Frekle18 as confusion I cannot know what "Microsoft Fishta" has to do with my dell. I hath 19 days. I must make haste.



Test.

I hath just read all thy above, and noticed my attitude unto Smosh. Forgiveth dearest Anthony of Carmichael, I have sinned. 3 days.



Endeth.

The Ewoks of Endor haveth cometh, 3 days ago I hath write, and now I

Chapter 7

Conflict.

I haveth. Smoshers reign their ground. They bestow guilt as though they dogs claiming ground. The winters are cold. I wither like flower. Time is short. The hell fires of Carmichael burneth unto my soul. I stayeth cold though. In time I shalt not want. Frekle18 hath not receiveth epic lulz. I have forgotten him. I now focus on the one true receiver. DaPig23, or Da_Pig. His aliases hath given him lulz in themselves. I myself am not a shelf. If I were a shelf. My books hath been taken. I am not a shelf, and I thank dearest Anthony of the hell fires of Carmichael. The crystals are coming. Hold on Anthony. Hold on.

Chapter 8

SPREAD!

They cometh with many an army. The hell fires of Carmichael hath taken Anthony. The crystals must be casted. Winter is cold.

I count them. Eleventy it seems. It seems they hath divided. Four divisions. Charlie Brown of Mordor hath join. As do Linus and many. They say.

Winter is cold. It seems like no hope. Until...

Yes... Could it?

Many a due. They cometh. I counteth, Casteth the crystals.

Chapter 9

Edges.

The edge of my blade. The forfront dithers. Four wells all water equal. I drinketh.

He taketh.

My books he taketh.

Oh Anthony. The crystals hath been delivered. Why oh why do you taketh. I am now a shelf. My books are worn. I haveth books but woe is me they are worn. Ian hath given me back my books. But Anthony hath taketh.



Awaken.

I hath slept for too long. It seems, that many of smosh hath lost interest. I dwell. I ponder the site and discover T-Bag. He needeth braces.

The 13 crystals must be casted in the hell fires of Carmichael. Or Anthony shalt not live. He dwells in this land of Carmichael, him and his "partner" Ian. Anthony taketh my books. But Ian hath giveth.

Smoshers. They mock me. Me and my books. But soon. Soon the world will be at end. I will survive, and so will my books.

NERD!

WTF. WTF. WTF. WTF? yes. WTF. Mods. WTF. Close attack!

*sound effects* Mods have defeated a WTF! gains 500 exp!

Wait, mods are evolving into modamon! Congratulations!

Shut the fuck up.

I don't get this thread.

me? *cries* okay.

Bits and pieces of life hath confuse them.

They stare unto me, questioning my thread.

I wither.

That was hilarious, haha.

You should write a book or somethin.

Aha, nicee

A novel about 'Kinetic Energy'.

Life is my book.

Books are my life.

Smosh hath taken my books and taken my life.

I am nothing.

Withering continues as my heart sinks, my inter monologue gives out and I wither.

Where can I buy this novel?

Books or poetry. That is your calling! Go get it!

hahahahahaha

what does kinetic energy have to do with anything?

Ke= 1/2 X m X v(square)

haha.

Anthony hath commented. He taketh my books.

Anthony hath.

huh?

you have a terrible lisp son, you should go get it fixed


Posts like that are the reason i love nba

No the ensure guy.

lol math is funny.


whew. Alrighty then

this thread hasith cometh to the world

bestowing confusion among the younger members

placing amusment in the older members

laughes have been sprwad about by thou noob: ensure

withith an IQ lower than thys on ass

sounds like a kid who became sadly obsessed with smosh and gave up hid schooling.. if only he could give up his literature too..:\

On the contrary, Mister Funny Man. Mister, make all the jokes.

I am speaking Old English. You and your eager little mind cannot grasp the truth.

You are a robot.

Ian hath taken my books.

Ian hath.

He is talking like he is in the 1700's.

Ian oreth Anthony?!?~ make up your mind!

i know very well what type of english your speaking smartass. its not that difficult

your English sounds like someone just punched you in the jaw.

hee hee I lol'd. Not really.

and forgyf us ure gyltas, swa swa we forgyfað urum gyltendum.

That's Old English.

You're speaking Early Modern English at best.

My books haveth gone forth on wondrous adventure.

One that may taketh many year past.

The one you callest Noob. Is actually thy leader.

Mocking my intellect may giveth you lulz.

But I here. Challenge the epic. The one who hath receiveth the most epic of lulz. And that is Frekle18. I hath come from far lands. As I must cast the crystals in the hell fires of Carmichael California.

huh? crystals in the hell fires? what?

yup, im getting an ip check on this dude

I thought only mods can do that...unless you HACK

woweth i feel like playing runescape

Oh my..

The HELL FIRES hath taketh unto you all! Thy will is that the crystals will one day defeat them!

ANUSES BESTOW A MIGHTY HEAVE OF FIRE UNTO CARMICHAEL! REPLENISH THE SOULS! DENY THE UNWORTHY!

ANTHONY HATH TAKETH MY BOOKS! BESTOW! BESTOW!

IAN HATH TAKETH ANTHONYS VIRGINITY! BESTOW! BESTOW!

HATH JOSEPH SMITH NOT SPOKEN?

THE HELL FIRES WILL NOT REIGN!

it was starting to get exciting until u post some dumb shit like this

okay, is this part of the smosh survivor thing? You have to survive through "old" english?

yes, mods can only do that thats why iwas planning on asking one.

and i do hack, but hackong a website i visit regularly isnt the best thing to do

TAKETH FORTH THE CRYSTALS YOUNG JESSIFISHCRAKERS THE WORLD HAVETH MY BOOKS!

Drugs!

BOO! IS THE WORST CHARACTER IN MARIO TENNIS BY FAR!

i thought ian and anothony have your books... ummmm so now i do? or i have the crystals? or what??? fucking A

No caps please.

So. Just in Tennis. His badassery surely outdoes yours when stalking people. Not that you do or anything.

Chapter 7

Conflict.

I haveth. Smoshers reign their ground. They bestow guilt as though they dogs claiming ground. The winters are cold. I wither like flower. Time is short. The hell fires of Carmichael burneth unto my soul. I stayeth cold though. In time I shalt not want. Frekle18 hath not receiveth epic lulz. I have forgotten him. I now focus on the one true receiver. DaPig23, or Da_Pig. His aliases hath given him lulz in themselves. I myself am not a shelf. If I were a shelf. My books hath been taken. I am not a shelf, and I thank dearest Anthony of the hell fires of Carmichael. The crystals are coming. Hold on Anthony. Hold on.

I has Books

Noooo they be stealin' my Books

bahahahhahahahaha